The presidents of four big beer concerns, Heineken, Stella, Bud and Duvel, gathered to discuss a worldwide joint venture.

To keep the meeting secret, they met in an anonymous Pub early one morning.

Since it was such a hot day, the President of Heineken waved to the barmaid to get a round. "Four Heineken, ice cold" he ordered.

When their glasses were empty, the chairman of Stella shouted, "Four Stella please."

They discussed some more, and then the big boss from Budweiser ordered, "Four Buds."

Those glasses too were emptied, so the President of Duvel said to the waitress, "Bring us four more Heinekens please love."

The three other presidents stared in disbelief. How come you didn't order Duvel they asked?"

"That's simple", the Duvel brewer answered, "it's too early in the morning to drink BEER."

...O.G.

I would have changed the names to a Thai theme prolly.. but good all the same.

totster

Yeh Totster, I did consider it but opted for a simple "Cut-N-Paste" from the original sent by a old Belgian buddy of mine...O.G.