Whatever Happened In Hua Hin?

A Farang and his Thai girl are having a drink at a bar in Pattaya.

As they chat, he looks through the window.

Hopping down from his stool. He paces outside.

Two seconds later and he steps back inside.

"Right. Whoever took my f**king Kawasaki - Better put it back...

...By the time I finish my Chang"

With that, he proceeds to bend the chrome barstool, in half.

Around his head!

"I wouldn't want to do what I did in Hua Hin!"

The Staff all try to smile lamely.

Several farang decide to leave.

He leaves a Wai ing girlfriend at the bar

and strides, glaring to the toilet.

More farang say good evening and leave.

Glasses are cleared from shelves.

The door swings open.

With a face like thunder he paces to the bar, sinks the Chang in one.

"Come."

He says to his girl.

They walk to the pavement.

There, amongst the bikes...Stands the Kawasaki.

Glowering , he fires up the machine.

"come" He shouts to the girl.

As she picks up her shoulder bag. The bar owner whispers in Thai

"What happened in Hua Hin?'

"He had to walk home"

She whispered back.