Two Nuns

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Two Nuns

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>There were two nuns...

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>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

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>and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

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>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

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>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past

>thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

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>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

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>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!

>What can we do?

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>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

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>SM: It's not working.

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>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He

>started to walk faster, too.

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>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll

>go this way. He cannot follow us both.

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>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

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>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what

>has happened to Sister Logical.

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>Then Sister Logical arrives.

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>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

>Tell me what happened!

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>SL: The only logical thing happened.

>The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

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>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

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>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I

>could and he started to run as fast as he could.

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>SM: And?

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>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

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>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?!

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>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

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>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

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>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

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>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

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>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

>A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

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>And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

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>I'll pray for you!

[Bangkok.]