Three Nuns

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Three Nuns.

three nuns die and get to the pearly gates.

St. Peter: To enter you must each confess your sins and wash in holy water.

1st nun: Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have wancked off a man.

St P: Alroighty then lass, wash your hands in this here tub of holy water and ye may pass.

So she washes her hands and enters the gates of heaven.

As St P. Turns to the next two, he see them fighting,

STP: Sisters, sister! What on earth are ya doing fighting at the gates of paradise?

Third Nun: Well, St P, it´s like this... I want to wash my mouth out, before she sits in the tub.