Beware of any milking devices; they don't stop till they've got a pint.

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

What is a marigold handshake?

Guess

Looks like fun how much they pay.

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sipi darling,
I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.
J and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.
However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, Im sure that we can bump start your wifes tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.
Im sure J wont mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

Very kind offer from Gayllips

Yeah, well, once one always one IMHO...................

A handshaker that is.

There's a girl in the bar near the apartment does a good semen transfer service.