(Please, don’t try to correct me…….it is she Love me, not she Loves me……we are in Thailand and also the Greek arrested wasn’t me……..I promise)

Dear Members,

I would like your valued opinion on the subject below.

Last Friday, I went to the hospital to have a check-up.

The reason is that I feel a little tired after my 5km walk in the morning. (That’s my daily exercise for the past 7 years)

So the good nurse, that happens to be my wife, took me in the hospital, sat me down and started taking lots of blood from my arm. (Got the feeling, she loves pocking me)

Then off to X-rays and finally after some time on the treadmill, had an ECG.

I love all this attention, I get, from all the cute nurses that they like fussing over my athletic body (Possum, take notice of what I wrote), but always being very careful the wife doesn’t notice (still want my private parts in tact).

After seeing the doctor, that gave me a thorough examination, got in the car and back home to TVF.

All these, of course for free. (That is one of the privileges you get being married to a civil servant in Thailand)

Come 4:00 in the afternoon, went back to get the wife as she finished her shift.

She comes and sits next to me, looks at me with a serious face and says:

The results are out, my love, and I’m not happy at all.

Immediately I felt a weird sensation in my stomach but I managed to open my mouth and ask her.

Et (that’s her name……in fact she resembles a little Spielberg’s E.T.), what’s wrong with me?

What did they find out?

Am I going to live?

Please give it to me slowly………………..

Again with a serious face she answers:

No, the results are all fine; in fact the doctor was amazed with you, at your age, to be as healthy as you are.

But I’m not happy, knowing that we still have so many more years to live together…

Please, dear members, tell me…….Does she love me?

Although, have to admit, got a cuddle and a kiss afterwards.

PS. It would be good and sensible for all of you to have a thorough check-up at least once a year.

Possums???

Are they your latest fantasy??

She is definitely hiding something...

It must be worse than you think....perhaps a tumor in the logical part of the brain?

kidding of course.

Edited November 8, 201411 yr by slipperylobster

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PS. It would be good and sensible for all of you to have a thorough check-up at least once a year.

Ok...is she available on Monday?

Ah, dear Costas ... true love only comes out when the rubber glove is heard being snapped on from behind the curtain ...

Couldn't decide between ...

or

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PS. It would be good and sensible for all of you to have a thorough check-up at least once a year.

Ok...is she available on Monday?

Noooooooooo.......ET gone home.

all free in the uk too minus the thai wife. phew.

Like many Thai women I know, she has a great sense of humour

Ah, dear Costas ... true love only comes out when the rubber glove is heard being snapped on from behind the curtain ...

Couldn't decide between ...

or

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Sorry run out of likes.....promise for tomorrow.

Ah, dear Costas ... true love only comes out when the rubber glove is heard being snapped on from behind the curtain ...

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Sorry run out of likes.....promise for tomorrow.

Ah, but will you respect me in the morning?

Ah, dear Costas ... true love only comes out when the rubber glove is heard being snapped on from behind the curtain ...

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Sorry run out of likes.....promise for tomorrow.

Ah, but will you respect me in the morning?

Sorry David, in the morning, I usually respect my wife, can't respect 2........don't forget I'm 67.

Ah, dear Costas ... true love only comes out when the rubber glove is heard being snapped on from behind the curtain ...

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Sorry run out of likes.....promise for tomorrow.

Ah, but will you respect me in the morning?

Sorry David, in the morning, I usually respect my wife, can't respect 2........don't forget I'm 67.

sometimes i am happy that i am still a baby...that means i can show respect to my wife more often....

but i think she still loves you just want that you plan your/her next Loy Kratong more generous and don't be so <deleted>stingy and invest in a kratong with a 5000hp diesel engine...

καλησπέρα, Κώστας! Καλή ιστορία!

Ah, but will you respect me in the morning?

Sorry David, in the morning, I usually respect my wife, can't respect 2........don't forget I'm 67.sometimes i am happy that i am still a baby...that means i can show respect to my wife more often....

but i think she still loves you just want that you plan your/her next Loy Kratong more generous and don't be so <deleted>stingy and invest in a kratong with a 5000hp diesel engine...

Paid a whole 100Baht for the Krathong, plus 20Baht for sweets, plus another 400Baht for the restaurant and I left 5Baht tip.

How to satisfy those wives........I don't know.

And she doesn't need 5000hp diesel engine............she's got me........more powerful

Ah, but will you respect me in the morning?

Sorry David, in the morning, I usually respect my wife, can't respect 2........don't forget I'm 67.sometimes i am happy that i am still a baby...that means i can show respect to my wife more often....

but i think she still loves you just want that you plan your/her next Loy Kratong more generous and don't be so <deleted>stingy and invest in a kratong with a 5000hp diesel engine...

Paid a whole 100Baht for the Krathong, plus 20Baht for sweets, plus another 400Baht for the restaurant and I left 5Baht tip.

How to satisfy those wives........I don't know.

And she doesn't need 5000hp diesel engine............she's got me........more powerful

powerful when/if running but difficult to start...especially the older models- just hearsay.

καλησπέρα, Κώστας! Καλή ιστορία!

Thank you Seligne2, but before your post goes as we are not allowed to write on another language, I will translate.

Good Evening Costas! Good story!

Now, are you Greek or you just used Google translation?

Ah, just realised, you called me Costas and not Costa...........so I doubt you are Greek.

Edited November 8, 201411 yr by Costas2008

Greek mother, from Ioaninna. I can only remember about 100 words! Thanks for telling me the rules, Costas. Enjoy your posts, Zorba!

good on ya costas im going for my first check up in 12 years 2morrow .. at 45 i hope im good to go.. will it help if i tell the nurse im greek-cypriot.. .ha

good on ya costas im going for my first check up in 12 years 2morrow .. at 45 i hope im good to go.. will it help if i tell the nurse im greek-cypriot.. .ha

pratsku, good luck with your 1st check-up in 12 years.

As about Greeks and Greek Cypriots we are the same.

We always have been and will be brothers.

I wish the others let our beautiful island alone.

That's good advice Costas, but there was a guy in Pattaya a few years back, well to cut a long story short, he got a check up and was told he had a terminal illness, and could be cured for so many thousand baht. he decided to go back to the UK for another check up and was given the all clear. May some posters will remember what I am talking about. But nice OP Costas, credit where it's due.

Greek mother, from Ioaninna. I can only remember about 100 words! Thanks for telling me the rules, Costas. Enjoy your posts, Zorba!

So what do you milk then ?

Greek mother, from Ioaninna. I can only remember about 100 words! Thanks for telling me the rules, Costas. Enjoy your posts, Zorba!

So what do you milk then ?

Come again?

Dear OP,

When I saw the Topic 'She Loves me, she loves me not', my first thinking is 'could it be by Costas2008'? And I'm right! Lol...

She is probably thinking: "At least I will not have to pay for this skinflints funeral for a while." Too mean to even buy a lantern.

Edited November 9, 201411 yr by harrry

She is probably thinking: "At least I will not have to pay for this skinflints funeral for a while." Too mean to even buy a lantern.

I don't believe how wrong people think of me.......

I was only concerned she is not sentenced to death.............

As about the funeral, it will be none.......already donated my body to the hospital so they can stuff me and admire my gorgeous body for many years to come.

She is probably thinking: "At least I will not have to pay for this skinflints funeral for a while." Too mean to even buy a lantern.

I don't believe how wrong people think of me.......

I was only concerned she is not sentenced to death.............

As about the funeral, it will be none.......already donated my body to the hospital so they can stuff me and admire my gorgeous body for many years to come.

Thought you donate it to the TVF headquarter to exhibit it as warning....

Greek mother, from Ioaninna. I can only remember about 100 words! Thanks for telling me the rules, Costas. Enjoy your posts, Zorba!

So what do you milk then ?

Come again?

Quite likely

Greek mother, from Ioaninna. I can only remember about 100 words! Thanks for telling me the rules, Costas. Enjoy your posts, Zorba!

So what do you milk then ?

Come again?

Don't worry about them, Seligne, they have a fixation on milking.

Can't understand them as personally never had any interest on that subject.

Your posting history suggest otherwise Mr Costas

Your posting history suggest otherwise Mr Costas

His posting activities have law enforcement around the world completely confused and checking their reference books to see what laws have been broken.

Costas needs help, only there's no help put there for such things.