I Like Thai Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 When I was younger I was vain. But now, I'm just perfect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Hill Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Oh dear OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. Second, it was rhetorical So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical) Pass it on to my children who'll probably be performing YOUR children's gastric bypasses one day I thought you weren't going to have children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine. Blimey. You're married to my girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine.Blimey. You're married to my girlfriend! They're all sisters when you turn them upside down ! Edited November 30, 2014 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 yesterday i realized i am not just a hansum man,i cooked sunday dinner for the wf.faggots,mushy peas,mashed potatoes,onion gravy and mint sauce. she loved it sooooooooooo much when finnished she showed her appreciation by getting me a ice cold can of cider,now thats what you call true love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExPratt Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 My missus called me a "Very Idiot" the other day , She loves me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 (edited) My sister and i had an argument last night about who was the most beautiful - you are, no you are etc. In the end we, after wasting 15 minutes of prime time international mobile phone pennies, agreed we were both the most beautiful creatures on this planet. So there. Done and dusted. This thread may now be closed. We are like the Corrs - gorgeous sisters and the ugly brother. Wine did have a say in the matter. Edited December 1, 2014 by Patsycat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 My sister and i had an argument last night about who was the most beautiful - you are, no you are etc. In the end we, after wasting 15 minutes of prime time international mobile phone pennies, agreed we were both the most beautiful creatures on this planet. So there. Done and dusted. This thread may now be closed. We are like the Corrs - gorgeous sisters and the ugly brother. Wine did have a say in the matter. 'who was the most beautiful' ... Which ever of you are naked ATT ? (Bad Boy David ... MFG would not approve!) BTW ... I love the Corrs ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Q5gTvYrl8 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 But I preferred the Corrs a little more traditional ... when the craic was good ... they played with the Chieftains. I used to live in Galway ... Heck, I still remember Enya when she sung with Clannad ... she was on a Float at the Paddy's Day Parade in Dublin. Must have been mid - late 80's. But we digress. Aunty Pasty ... back on topic ... I'm sure your best features would be discovered with 5 mins of meeting you. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 You'd hear my cackling laughter from a mile away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 You'd hear my cackling laughter from a mile away Indeed we would ... indeed we would. Since you are still awake ... a little treat to take away the grey skies and the cold weather. PM sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 But I preferred the Corrs a little more traditional ... when the craic was good ... they played with the Chieftains. I used to live in Galway ... Heck, I still remember Enya when she sung with Clannad ... she was on a Float at the Paddy's Day Parade in Dublin. Must have been mid - late 80's. But we digress. Aunty Pasty ... back on topic ... I'm sure your best features would be discovered with 5 mins of meeting you. . You'd make a good knife wielding maniac from Connemarra. I love that lilting accent out west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I am attractive .... but I don't think i'm allowed to discribe in detail my best feature on this forum , you will have to use your imagination ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post uptheos Posted December 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2014 I asked my wife "what do like most in me, my good looks or my sexy body?" She looked me up and down and replied "I like your sense of humour" ......I'll get my coat........... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I asked my wife "what do like most in me, my good looks or my sexy body?" She looked me up and down and replied "I like your sense of humour" ......I'll get my coat........... Mine said she likes my singing.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I look great in Speedos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 My best features, I smoke, drink and swear too much, I also use language some might consider offensive or non PC such as racist and sexist. The Thais love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 When I add my fluorescent reindeer horns it sends the girls into squeals of delight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 When I add my fluorescent reindeer horns it sends the girls into squeals of delight. Are they battery operated? Do they sell them in the farang enclave of the lower Suk ghetto or can I buy them in the local Big C? have you got a spare set going cheap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 When I add my fluorescent reindeer horns it sends the girls into squeals of delight. Are they battery operated? Do they sell them in the farang enclave of the lower Suk ghetto or can I buy them in the local Big C? have you got a spare set going cheap? There is a stall by Soi 5 selling them every Xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 ^^^^^, theres a lot of stuff for sale outside the bus stop at soi 5, for the most part dodgy. The mrs wants to know, what size horn, farang or japanese size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 These are dual purpose....and at a push I've found can leave half a dozen girls squealing in delight simultaneously. They are battery powered but seem to last a gpod long while...last pair were still working in February when I ditched em through sheer exhaustion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 ^^^^, sorry I am a straight A shooter, no need for dual purpose. Hope Mrs Smokes doesnt get wind of this. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 ^^^^, sorry I am a straight A shooter, no need for dual purpose. Hope Mrs Smokes doesnt get wind of this. lol Mum's the word I think.....errrrm...no wait...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaazo9 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Does this topic just for men married to Thai women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 azzaso, join in, your more then welcome, as for me, i had a good heart and would help anyone before i came here,,, so being here, its just got bigger, my heart that is,, i think thats why she loves me, and i do make her laugh,,,, and before some say,, no i dont spend lots of money, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Does this topic just for men married to Thai women? Nah ... have some fun with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaazo9 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 azzaso, join in, your more then welcome, Thanks! Well..I would do anything for him. I am his best friend, I am the best cook (he thinks so ), and of course i am attractive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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