Don Aleman Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Not using her exact Thalish, she said " Get that ^$%#&^%$* out of our bed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhnomKhnom Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean420 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I gave her a 10,000 baht watch and she said its beautifull but where is my gold.u tell me I get 1bat ring.18,000 I think not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras. Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this" Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for" They'll start telling us how many kilos they weigh again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherOneAmerican Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras. Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this" Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for" They'll start telling us how many kilos they weigh again soon. Anything under 50Kg is good! Under 45Kg is excellent ........ Edited December 27, 2014 by AnotherOneAmerican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras. Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this" Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for" They'll start telling us how many kilos they weigh again soon.Anything under 50Kg is good!Under 45Kg is excellent ........ Do you pay a price per kilo or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Crikey you guys sound like you're comparing cars Some seemingly got entry models while others ordered theirs with costly optional extras. Joker 1 - "My Thai wife said this" Joker 2 - "Yeah well, that's because you scrimped, mate. If you'd got the deluxe Thai wife, she'd have said THIS. You get what you pay for" Haha! Glad someone could see the desperate to show others that "we have got a genuine, happy, loving marriage - so ner, ner ner, ner, ner!" behind some of these replies. More like, "Oh my Buddha! The fat, bald, old geezer is still alive...Again :(" If you are still seeing Father Christmas at your age maybe you should control your drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyFriend You Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 "Sunny side up?" ..........or was it "Where the sun don't shine up??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herb59 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 my wife knows the dates. she just wanted no sex every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar God Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I want somtam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 She said... " <deleted>> OFF" ...just kidding mate.. all the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overit Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 "Many Clitoris" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangon04 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 "OK you can get off me now...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) "OK you can get off me now...." Did she make any references to "beached whales". I've heard that one at least once, which is why I'll just tell her to take to the crow's nest and feel free to come down when she's finished, which is usually less time then it takes to make toast. "Why you farang strong, go so long?" "Because I was married to Farang women before I met you my Thai beauty who is still the hottest thing on wheels, well, at least for 5 minutes!" "You get off now. You heavy like buffalo. Where my present?" Edited December 28, 2014 by connda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Good Morning Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 me- I'll help you clean up the house.. her - No need, I do dishes, I do washing, I do cleaning, because I'm your wife.. signed, Thailand really did miss the woman's Liberation movement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Will you tell your friends what a good time you had last night? This after informing them and me her teacher friend would be sleeping over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Sawatdii Pii Mai Honey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 me- I'll help you clean up the house.. her - No need, I do dishes, I do washing, I do cleaning, because I'm your wife.. signed, Thailand really did miss the woman's Liberation movement Me: "Thank you for making our house beautiful and clean Honey. I love you!" Her: "<***Kiss***!!!>" Signed, Never plan to go back to the 1960s movement However: I do cook because I enjoy it. But boy, I really do enjoy someone else doing the dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 It.s ruddy freezing, come here!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 No, my wife did not say to me "Merry Christmas" on New Years morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bino Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 She didn't say anything until she had finished her breakfast. What I call morning wood, she calls breakfast in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 She didn't say anything until she had finished her breakfast. What I call morning wood, she calls breakfast in bed. Is that also known as "election before blekfast"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 My wife says the same thing every morning. "Leave me alone" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 My wife says the same thing every morning. "Leave me alone" ! You have a wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Make me coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drgoon Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Him wake up again 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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