Difficult Things To Say...

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August 15, 200619 yr

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

totster

August 15, 200619 yr

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

You missed "Shing-a-Shong", Toaster!

August 15, 200619 yr

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You missed "Shing-a-Shong", Toaster!

I had no problem saying that..

totster

August 16, 200619 yr

I wouldn´t know... haven´t gotten drunk for 52 days...

August 16, 200619 yr

I wouldn´t know... haven´t gotten drunk for 52 days...

I wouldn´t know... I haven´t gotten drunk for 2 days...

redrus

August 16, 200619 yr

I wouldn´t know... haven´t gotten drunk for 52 days...

I wouldn't know, I never get drunk! I love my wine but everything in moderation!

August 16, 200619 yr

I wouldn´t know... haven´t gotten drunk for 52 days...

I wouldn't know, I never get drunk! I love my wine but everything in moderation!

HHhhhm, moderation in moderation I think............

Drink....!

Kayo.you doin well boy, keep it up mate............!

redrus

August 17, 200619 yr

I wouldn´t know... haven´t gotten drunk for 52 days...

Is that the reason for the "new you" ?

Or did you get on some Guatemalan TV show and they gave you a "makeover" ?

Anyway , putting your real photo up as an avatar could be e big mistake !

August 17, 200619 yr

I did not find it amusing in the slightest.

Oh what? Totsters a moderator now?

WOW great post mate, cant stop laughing

August 17, 200619 yr

I wouldn´t know... haven´t gotten drunk for 52 days...

Congrats! Hope some more join you in your newfound sobriety!

August 17, 200619 yr

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

You kidding me... apart from the 4th one, i cant say those when sober

August 18, 200619 yr

THREAD__KILLER!!!!!

August 18, 200619 yr

sounds like this should be the AA forum I haven't gone a piss up in 52 days! Moderation? Ever heard of A.U. Alcoholics unanamus

August 18, 200619 yr

Antidisestablishmentarienism....!

redrus

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