They Walk Among Us!

[Mr Jones]

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old

fridge, he put it on his drive and hung a sign on it saying: "Free

to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat

there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually

decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good

to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale £50." The

next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days

a week." He responded, "Is that GMT or European time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, European." They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the coast. She drove down in a

convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was

moving". They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through

a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot... They Walk

Among Us!!!!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... They Walk

Among Us!!!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain

rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's

nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. They Walk Among Us!!!!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to

the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... They Walk Among Us!!!!

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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us, too!!!!

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They walk among us, AND reproduce!

[Jockstar]

Sorry Mr Jones but i believe this has been posted before. Buts its still funny!