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Where can i buy size 54 condoms in pattaya that don't stink?


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Gosh no one uses rubbers in pats mate...u so old school..

Oh dear.....no doubt we will see you posting in the not too distant future about advice on an unwanted pregnancy or the funny flu like symptoms that you have been having.

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I also can't use condoms available here.

Not to brag, it's just life.

I actually have friends that buy for me, when they visit the US...but now you can order them online, via several avenues.

My best friend always enjoyed buying "Magnum"...thinking he'd impress the girl at the check out counter.

The last time, though, she weighed about 350 lbs...and gave him a wink. The new America.

He can use condoms here...pisses him off.

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Sometimes being a woman makes me want to beat my head against a brick wall.

Try putting a condom on it, it will help muffle the sound.

The bonus is it works in both directions.

Clearly as a woman you simply lack the inflated ego complex necessary to being a man; and I do hope wanting to beat your head is not just frustration for not being able to quote staggering statistical data about the size of condom you use, just like all the massive dudes we have on this forum.

Sorry Patsycat,

no doubt your saying "now I want to beat his head against a brick wall".

But some of these posts are really funny (to a man).

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Hey, while we're on the subject....

Anyone know where I can find some size 54 adult diapers?

People full of shit can help.
I am sure there is no need to go that far afield, plenty of experts on TV.

I agree. But, couldn't find a TV punter's photo.

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The last time I tried to buy condoms I wasn't wearing my glasses and went to the jeweller shop instead of chemist shop.

I undid my fly and put my member on the counter. The lady said "we fix clocks not cocks".

I said "ok put two hands and a face on it"

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The magic Aswer is let customized your condom and order online! Asian condoms have bad quality and are to small for Falang

So where should we order from, CondomsRus?

Will a fitter come to your premises and how many measurements do they take for bespoke condoms?

Do they do an "express service" delivered by a young lady on a motorcycle?

Do the highest quality have hand stitching?

Does it matter which side you hang?

Do they do a recycling service where they take back the used ones for refurbishment, dry cleaning or a quick wash and polish?

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Try using some lube or slow down and you wont smell burning rubber.

Its not the smell that I hate its when their start smoking.

Sent from my c64

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"Oh, in days of old when nights were cold and condoms weren't invented,

We wrapped our ***** in woolen socks and babies were prevented !"

(Lyrics from "The North Atlantic Squadron")

This.......is............Sparta THAILAND !!!!!!

Just use those little plastic baggies available at every food cart/stall in Thailand (or buy them by the case at Big C). bag.jpg

No smell, fit every size up to small elephant, have those little handles to make them easy to get on (and for disposal afterwards).

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