There is a man running up a hill to a brothel

There is a man lying horizontal within the brothel

There is a man walking slowly down from the brothel

There is a man hovering above the brothel in a helicopter

What Nationalities are they?

There man running up a hill to a brothel is “Russian”

There man lying horizontal within the brothel is “Himalayan”

There man walking slowly down from the brothel is “Finish”

There man hovering above the brothel in a helicopter is “Irish” (waiting for the light to turn)

The height of intelligent jokes:

The Agonistic, dylecsic insommniac: Laid awake all night wondering if there was such a thing as a dog.

A very thirsty Arab was walking in the desert near Israel. He spots in the distance a Jewish man who has necties on a card table. "I'm very thirsty do you have some water" the Arab says. "Buy a necktie" the Jewish man replies. "A necktie! Are you mad, this is the desert, and I need water!" Oh, Ok you don't want to buy a necktie. There is a restaurant a mile over that next sand dune over there, they would have water for you" The Arab thanks the Jewish man and walks over the sand dune.

An hour or so later the Jewish man sees the Arab crawling back over the sand dune, exhausted. "Whats the matter, didn't the restaurant have any water?" The Arab replies, "Yes there was plenty of water but your brother would not let me in the restaurant without a tie"

A very thirsty Arab was walking in the desert near Israel. He spots in the distance a Jewish man who has necties on a card table. "I'm very thirsty do you have some water" the Arab says. "Buy a necktie" the Jewish man replies. "A necktie! Are you mad, this is the desert, and I need water!" Oh, Ok you don't want to buy a necktie. There is a restaurant a mile over that next sand dune over there, they would have water for you" The Arab thanks the Jewish man and walks over the sand dune.

An hour or so later the Jewish man sees the Arab crawling back over the sand dune, exhausted. "Whats the matter, didn't the restaurant have any water?" The Arab replies, "Yes there was plenty of water but your brother would not let me in the restaurant without a tie"

Good one

The height of intelligent jokes:

The Agonistic, dylecsic insommniac: Laid awake all night wondering if there was such a thing as a dog.

This one requires a bit of intelligence....

Two isotopes are drinking in bar

One says "OOH! I just lost an electron"

The other says "Are you sure ?"

The first one says "Yes, I'm positive"

This one requires a bit of intelligence....

Two isotopes are drinking in bar

One says "OOH! I just lost an electron"

The other says "Are you sure ?"

The first one says "Yes, I'm positive"

nice

A Masochist and Sadist were walking down the road one day.

The masochist said "hit me" and the sadist said "no".

I had to read that twice.

Then