Next time use a sharpened knife Jerk!

Perhaps he was a part time rabbi in need of some practice.

"It won't be long now", said the Moyle to the rabbi...

Good .. One less breeder of idiots!

There are times I have felt like doing the same........ha ha

Brain surgeon.

cocked it up but a good try, don't blame him as sex is over rated anyway and women certainly are

Yep women are ok but you can't beat the real thing.

don't worry about downstairs, he wants a check-up form the neck up.

"Police suspect there might be more to Hama’s story and said they’ll investigate the circumstances that led up to his injury,"

Hmm, not self inflicted perhaps?

Revenge attack?

Brazilian gone wrong?

or he had sex with the cactus or hedgehog and was ashamed to admit it...

Ouch ! Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

So he's gone from 3 inches to 1 inch. No biggie.

Tried his best.

Located it.

Then as best he could to do it...

Same problem his gf has I suppose...

The truth is they were arguing about a man she me who had been circumcised.

Another case for Dickless Tracy

You always hurt the one you love.... Maybe she told him to "put it where the sun don't shine" so was cutting off to put in the fridge....

thai women's will drive you crazy ,,,,

She begged him not to do it, but he screamed at her..."shut up, you're next"

not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Beat her to it. At least he go the last word.

To add a few more details from the Thai language press: Thairath, Mthai and Khaosod report that Hama worked as a security guard at Chonlaprathan Witaya School in Pak Kret in Nontaburi province. The gf in question is a katoey and he had injured himself due to being upset at her refusal to sleep with him.

cocked it up but a good try, don't blame him as sex is over rated anyway and women certainly are

you are out of your daily viagra ?

Dude! You really showed her...good for you...a new expression of "Thainess"...you can not make this stuff up!

Perhaps he was a part time rabbi in need of some practice.

Yeh just trying to "keep his hand in.".... Naa, forget I said that...How about this instead?

Talk about "Cutting Off Your Nose, to Spite Your Own Face."

Sorry.... I'll just give up tonight!

I think "tries" is the key word here

another "Thai Drama" ??? if he had succeeded I doubt he would be strutting along as in the photo?

a bit of 'a dick in the hand is worth three in the bush'?

Some Thai men amaze me in that they when they lose face they can do the unspeakable to others and the unthinkable things to themselves. His dog needs a better owner.

Lol.......only in Thailand, the land of"smiles"

A different perspective on cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Ham mak mak

Now ham nidnoy

How do you make your penis 8" long?

Fold it in half lol

Rather than cut off his own Dick, he should have considered taking the situation into hand -- until he found a new girlfriend.

These guys are just too darned impulsive. Not many brains in the little head.

That ain't much to hang your hat on.

Only in Thailand does one take ''cutting your nose off to spite your face'' to an extreme new level.

Perhaps he was a part time rabbi in need of some practice.

That's a good one! Ha! Ha!

I keep cutting and cutting and it's STILL too short!