August 24, 200619 yr it's traditional that whoever comes up with the best line get's free drinks for the rest of the night. the subject tonight is "i'd like to spend the rest of my life......................". after most of the lads have had a go billy says "i'd like to spend the rest of my life between the legs of my wife" the guys all like this one,eventually it's the winner and billy dosen't have to put his hand in his pocket for the rest of the night. the misses is far from happy when she sees the state of him on arriving home,but she chears up when he tell's her he,billy,came up with the best line and pissed as he might be it cost him nothing. "so what was your line" she asks. thinking quickly he responds "i'd like to spend the rest of my life....................sitting next to my good lady wife in church" she's a religious woman so is suitably delighted. the following day in the supermarket she bumps in to billy's good mate jon who is smiling all over his face. "i believe my man won the weekly one liner last night"she say's "im tickled pink,i am.but it surprised me cause he's only been there twice. the first time he fell asleep and the other time i had to pull him by the ears to make him come"
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