The Perfect Diet

[Mr Red]

I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her "No, I am starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I did lose 50 pounds before I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

[Mr Jones]

[smartecosse]

[farangsay]

Excellent , simply excellent !

[Mossfinn]

[suegha]

Very interesting...