KonKorat Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Mine comes in handy to use as a walking stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernphil Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 People say I'm tight. I'm not ....I only have a small one but I like to share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifer666 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Ladies never seem to care about the size of my penis once they have seen me lick my own eyebrows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquorice Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrum Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 "In a flaccid state, it found, the penis of the average Joe is all of 9.16 cm in length and has a girth of 9.31 cm." So when soft the penis is rounder than it is long ? if it had a square end it would look something like this !! Hey, that looks just like mine! In fact it could be mine if it wasn't blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 When I was a teen, I got the name of my grilfriend tattooed on my penis. When it is flacid, it says Dot; when erect, it says Dorothy Elizaberth McGillicuddy-Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlover Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 "In a flaccid state, it found, the penis of the average Joe is all of 9.16 cm in length and has a girth of 9.31 cm." So when soft the penis is rounder than it is long ? if it had a square end it would look something like this !! Don Mega I rather think that you have got girth (another word for circumference) confused with diameter! An object with a girth of 9.31 cm would have a diameter of 2.96 cm. Try your drawing again with those dimensions. I think you'll find it looks a little more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyjon Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 The first time i came to Thailand, my friend's girlfriend had a hairdressers salon in Bang Na we went there one day and eventually left with a cute one, later that night she let out a big (silent) scream, can not can not, you will kill me, eventually we did it and she wanted more. Being a newbie i was puzzled by this. Many ladies later, i'm in bed with my latest and she says,, Thai man is small and thin (point's at her finger) falang man is big and fat,, oh say i,, she says i like big and fat. So i turn over and go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Some of us suffer from OMG...Oversized Male Genitalia...not what she says when she first see's the beast. Man it's really frustrating...girls running helter skelter outta my room screaming all sorts of words...difficulty in wearing shorts on the beach... hard to sit at times...etc...etc. Then a couple guys, one doctor & one priest, wrote a book that has really helped me & others with OMG. I carry the book everywhere I go nowadays,ready to help me get through difficult times and you should see the looks I get...when on an aeroplane and especially in the bars.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewrooney Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why do you think I'm here in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godden Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Long and thin it's well in, short and thick does the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tneve Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I always wondered why they call me big boy?? I'm not 7 feet tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Not since I arrived in Thailand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 In Joseph Heller's book "Something Happened" he made astute observation that women don't suffer penis envy, men do... I assume mine is normal size, at least for me anyway. This popped into my head one time: "The size of the brush doesn't determine the quality of the painting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Just one more plus to my move to TH. Tiny Thai ladies always tell me my best friend is too big. Better still, I believe them! Amazing Thailand. I get told the same - though I believe Thai men aren't exactly well-endowed in that department. Alan Does the Pencil Penis club exist here among the Thai males? I have seen some Asian males in Asian porn movies and I guess being Asian women are small God has made Asian males equal or so it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finnomick Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Mines only 3 inches but it smells like a foot... Mines 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.....( the old ones were and still are rubbish ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanng khao Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Mines only 3 inches but it smells like a foot... Mines 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.....( the old ones were and still are rubbish ) shouldn't of married one then should ya.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 So how deep and wide is the average female counterpart ? It will stretch a mile before it splits an inch, regards worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gayllips Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Girth is sooo much better than length. Ask my man 'J' if you dont believe me, he only has a small pecker but he still rings my bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 My dik is much bigger than average, I knew this anyway.............................. but i feel for small diked guys, chinese, indian ect not the indian guy I played golf with at home, he had a dick like my leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Boon Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 my friends call me Long John.....I never knew the meaning of it.... too long in the toilet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidee Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 compare to the thai size, you will be handsum and sooooooooooo BIG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micmichd Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 No anxiety. Penis must fit to pussy, by size, by shape, by temperament. My penis does not fit all, and that's oK. Again, size is not the only attribute that counts for sex. Look in Kamasutra, it's the best sex book I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 (edited) I was fine until a Thai lass asked me ,''Is that it, is it in ?'' Well at least I have a claim to fame. Shakespeare wrote a play ''Much Ado About Nothing'' based on my penis size. Edited March 4, 2015 by siampolee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kane Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Just one more plus to my move to TH. Tiny Thai ladies always tell me my best friend is too big. Better still, I believe them! Amazing Thailand. After listening to those same Thai girls I am wonder how to grow another inch so I can star in some porn movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 i have a unique way to make mine 10 inches, i bend it in half and instead of coming, he went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Well at least this chappy has a decent handful, bring a smile to many a lassies face methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isanbirder Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Scott, you seem to have hit the jackpot on this one! My question, though, why did you put it on the gay forum? If you have this many gay responses, you'd break all records on the General forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony5 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Scott, you seem to have hit the jackpot on this one! My question, though, why did you put it on the gay forum? If you have this many gay responses, you'd break all records on the General forum! Should be in the moderator forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigante7 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I have what I have and there's <deleted> all I can do about it so I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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