Fat Head

"Fat Head"

A husband, wife and a son walk into an

ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have

a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a

vanilla."

Then the dad slaps his son in the back

of the head and says, "What do you want,

fat head?"

The lady helping them says, "Why did

you hit him in the back of the head and

call him fat head?"

The husband says, "There are three things

in life a man wants: The first thing is a nice

big truck. And you see that nice big truck

sitting out there??? That's my nice truck!!!

The second thing in life a man wants is a

nice big house. You seen that nice big

house on top of the hill on the edge of

town? That's my big house!!!

The third thing in life a man wants is a

nice tight pussy, and I had that until fat

head came along!!!