1. Rent a Jet Ski

2. Para glide in Pattaya after seeing an African Woman dropped into the power lines.

3. Tell a Bar Girl she is a Lady Boy (turns out she wasn't and was she mad!!)

Dropped her into power lines! I shouldn't laugh at that but

am still laughing and I read it a hour ago.

I wasn't going to laugh but you made me.

Regard a loan is a loan and not a gift .

Go to Central World for the New Years count down.

While out driving and passing a petrol station feel the urge for a shit come on and think " I'm OK I'll hang on til the next one"

and

Go on a car journey without at least a couple of bog rolls in the car.

A few years back I stopped at a PTT for a dump and went to the adjacent 7 11 for some bog roll. Massive queue at the till with my stomach churning and the mantra of " I'm goimg to crap my pants in front of everyone" running through my head. Paid for the roll, tiptoed my way to the toilet as running wasn't an option and got there just in time. And I do mean just.

Visit Pattaya or Phuket

Hang on.....I haven't visited once yet and am unlikely to do so based on reputation alone.

I'll never pick up a freelancer Kathoey again - never, ever again I promised myself..

and so far I've been good to my word

signed,

famous last words

I'll never go down that dead end Soi again - the one with the long stick across the road - the one with the two bloody pit bulls half way down, oh ya

and I never thought they had pit bulls in the LOS

Lend a Thai person money

Been there done that, but you still made me laugh, so thanks

I lost 60,000 Baht on that damned friend of my wife her

Drive a car without a dash cam. Take the tourist cattle boat to Phi Phi Island. Go on an elephant trek. Marry a Thai girl. Loan money to a Thai.

Go to Central World for New Year Countdown...being crushed to death in a crowd stampede is not how i want to leave this earth.

Pay for a small beer etc with a 1000 baht note and receive change from a 100 baht note

Go down the water slide at Siam park.

I am lucky to be alive to type this. Lol

Trust any other expat who says "you pay for these beers and I will get the next ones".

Renew my passport at Trendy. Feb. was the last time. If I am still in the LoS I will be 78 next time and I won't be bothering with going back to BKK..

Fart in bed just after my Misses has eaten Som Tum.

Sent from my c64

Same for me, .... never build a house again, ... mine cost 4 times as much as projected and took 2 years instead of 6 months! To add insult to injury, ... my wife and her family threw me out when my money was gone, ..mostly on the house and them!!

While out driving and passing a petrol station feel the urge for a shit come on and think " I'm OK I'll hang on til the next one"

and

Go on a car journey without at least a couple of bog rolls in the car.

A few years back I stopped at a PTT for a dump and went to the adjacent 7 11 for some bog roll. Massive queue at the till with my stomach churning and the mantra of " I'm goimg to crap my pants in front of everyone" running through my head. Paid for the roll, tiptoed my way to the toilet as running wasn't an option and got there just in time. And I do mean just.

Wouldn't this be best kept to yourself?

Allways keep my whits about me when walking down the road, last time a African lady landed on my back..

Trust any Thai, no matter how long or well I've known them.

Trust any expat no matter how long or well I've known them.

Trust any Thai, no matter how long or well I've known them.

Trust any expat no matter how long or well I've known them.

Obviously you both have your reasons but that's a bit sad because there's lots of honest normal people out there.

Trust any Thai, no matter how long or well I've known them.

Trust any expat no matter how long or well I've known them.

Obviously you both have your reasons but that's a bit sad because there's lots of honest normal people out there.

Of course!

In fact I was not very honest, since it was for the contrast, not a feeling, since I do not know or have anything to do with a single expat, I even have not talked to an expat for months, as far as the Thais are concerned my past experiences were only positive, so no bad memories at all. (Until now )

Trust any Thai, no matter how long or well I've known them.

Trust any expat no matter how long or well I've known them.

Obviously you both have your reasons but that's a bit sad because there's lots of honest normal people out there.

Of course!

In fact I was not very honest, since it was for the contrast, not a feeling, since I do not know or have anything to do with a single expat, I even have not talked to an expat for months, as far as the Thais are concerned my past experiences were only positive, so no bad memories at all. (Until now )

Wow not even talked to an expat for months is an achievement mate.

Do you find that causes a kind of cabin fever? I assume you mean not talking to any expats means you are out in the village somewhere like Issan?

Give directions to a Thai lady and have expectations she will understand

Expect your Thai girlfriend to side with you in an argument with a third party Thai

While out driving and passing a petrol station feel the urge for a shit come on and think " I'm OK I'll hang on til the next one"

and

Go on a car journey without at least a couple of bog rolls in the car.

A few years back I stopped at a PTT for a dump and went to the adjacent 7 11 for some bog roll. Massive queue at the till with my stomach churning and the mantra of " I'm goimg to crap my pants in front of everyone" running through my head. Paid for the roll, tiptoed my way to the toilet as running wasn't an option and got there just in time. And I do mean just.

Wouldn't this be best kept to yourself?

I'm a sharing sort of bloke

Asking a ladyboy for that last drink in Hua-Hin and saying " Could you make mine a large one "

Have a first impression of Thailand, arrive here as a young man, swear I'll never come back again.

Allways keep my whits about me when walking down the road, last time a African lady landed on my back..

Yeaa, I hate when that happens to me

I can tolerate Thai ladies landing on my back but I draw the line on African ladies

​PS: please expand a little more on the African ladies landing on your back problem,

Think my new girlfriend will be different as she has a masters degree and a good job.

I'll never pick up a freelancer Kathoey again - never, ever again I promised myself..

and so far I've been good to my word

Yeah... stick to the ones with pimps.