What are your favorite T-shirt slogans?

[Skywalker69]

I don´t eat this shit so this is my favorite t-shirt.

[soap]

On the back of a motor biker

" If you can read this the bitch as fell off"

[wpcoe]

Sitting on a subway in Japan, I noticed a teenage girl wearing a T-shirt which boldly said "EAT MY PUSSY" beneath a Cheshire cat grin. I'm pretty sure she had no idea what it meant.

[elgenon]

I bought a "Diesel" t-shirt that bragged on the shirt that it had "ultra-violent protection". I'm pretty sure it was supposed to say "utra-violet protection". Not sure. 5555

[Tonto21]

One T shirt I remember from a few years ago was worn by a heavenly pregnant woman it read: " Carpenters do it with big wood"

[arunsakda]

Keep

Santa Cruz

Weird

[elgenon]

Keep

Santa Cruz

Weird

Definitely in favor of that!

[nikmar]

i like oral sex with alligators!

as worn by the lead guitarist of some band i saw in the 80 s

[chas39]

It was me that let the dogs out

Let's get ready to stumble

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendo - but it's hard, so hard.

Wind farms - I'm a big fan

Keep talking - I'm diagnosing you

Dear karma - here's a list of people you missed

[nikmar]

Same same......so not f...ing different

[Gsxrnz]

Back in the day I had two favourite T- shirts.

"Official member of the Kiwi Breast Stroking Team - 1975"

"Old Fords never die, they just go faster" in honour of my then pride and joy, a rust riddled 1960 MkII Ford Zephyr.

[Rhys]

grip it and rip it

[arunsakda]

Saw a Japanese guy wearing this one on my flight last night. Jealous.

[Exsexyman]

'Mine's Different'.