redandyellow Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Replying to The amount of food Thai girlfriend eats: Remember this fellow male farang friends: For how much Thai ladies eat and eat and eat and eat, their almost invisible, dark buttt holes are teeny tiny in general -- as compared to the much larger star fish of their erstwhile western counterparts.. Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 If anyone is concerned about having Intestinal Parasites - & we all have them, then Oregano Oil is very effective in removing them. http://www.naturalnews.com/027333_oregano_parasites.html http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-644-oregano.aspx?activeingredientid=644&activeingredientname=oregano Somebody just sold me oregano...but it turned out to be something different. Now I am higher than a kite...and the worms are still making canals in my frontal lobe. I vaporize it, and give the residue to my friend 'cause it still has lots of kick left.. signed, I don't smoke it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Poster: is this a cleverly hidden scatological post? Come on - spill the beans! I mean it takes food first in order to crap like a trooper -- lovely Thai women not exluded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Replying to The amount of food Thai girlfriend eats: Remember this fellow male farang friends: For how much Thai ladies eat and eat and eat and eat, their almost invisible, dark buttt holes are teeny tiny in general -- as compared to the much larger star fish of their erstwhile western counterparts.. Best Careful, or else the hip hop member will admonish you for such a scurrilous comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedQualia Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Where can I get some of those worms ? I need to lose some weight. Way back when I was getting a work permit and trying to do the teaching thing, I visited the local Thai government hospital for this test and that. As a part of that, I was given pills. I asked what they were for, and was told that they were to get rid of "parasites." I replied that I had none. The nurse just smiled, and told me that I could believer her -- 'if you live in Thailand, you have them." After a bit of reflection, I believe what she said. Since that time, I de-worm myself about once a year, using drugs from the local pharmacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linzz Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Answer, She only eats when you're paying. Your dry cynicism is predictably on form but always good for a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter1882 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 It's actually a waste of time learning Thai because all women talk about is what they ate yesterday, what they're going to eat next, which street vendor makes the best som-tam, where they're going to buy their next meal, who they ate with, what was aroi and what was mai-aroi, how much the food cost, how much it cost last year......you get the picture. The most commonly used verb in the Thai language is undoubtedly "gin". Oh......in amongst all that it's what lotto numbers they won/didn't win on in the last draw, and what numbers they're going to choose for the next draw......and what food they're going to buy with the winnings if they win. The remaining 3% of conversation revolves around clothes/shoes/handbags/money. Interesting analysis ! I just went to England and found it was entirely unnecessary to speak any English unless it was connected to the weather and the 50 or so synonyms for drizzle and cold climate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Found the perfect cure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussieroaming Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Dreary me ..you don't normally eat..only sometimes. Really? Actually I don't eat a lot..weigh abt 90kg, wifey eats like 10 men and weighs 43 kg. Bummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamukloy Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 It's actually a waste of time learning Thai because all women talk about is what they ate yesterday, what they're going to eat next, which street vendor makes the best som-tam, where they're going to buy their next meal, who they ate with, what was aroi and what was mai-aroi, how much the food cost, how much it cost last year......you get the picture. The most commonly used verb in the Thai language is undoubtedly "gin". Oh......in amongst all that it's what lotto numbers they won/didn't win on in the last draw, and what numbers they're going to choose for the next draw......and what food they're going to buy with the winnings if they win. The remaining 3% of conversation revolves around clothes/shoes/handbags/money. So would you be able to understand the spoken Thai if they talked about politics, physics or world peace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Found the perfect cureweight.jpg culturally inappropriate, thais use spoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 OP - Report back in 7-8 yrs. and tell us she hasn't gained weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZBill Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Yup same here. My wife can eat me under the table and never gains a pound! Sometimes I'll tell her she made too much food for the both of us and she'll tell me "that's mine!" Crazy! Getting her checked for a tape worm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 The National past time of Thai's is eating, haven't you noticed the amount of pictures they take of food? Current TGF is 167cm and 47kgs not a big eater but will clean her plate every time, and likes farang foods, often takes mum and dad to swensden for icecream...yes ice-cream is her weakness she sends me pictures all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketsurgeon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) My wife has only gained 2 kg in six years, but that was when we were much more active as well. I get on her to lose it but to no avail. Getting back to 39kg not so ez lol. She is not a big eater, but she is a healthy eater. Rarely picks like so any Thai women. Cleans every piece of rice from her plate in most situations. Really, really don't find fat women attractive. Edited August 22, 2015 by Rocketsurgeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) My wife has only gained 2 kg in six years, but that was when we were much more active as well. I get on her to lose it but to no avail. Getting back to 39kg not so ez lol. She is not a big eater, but she is a healthy eater. Rarely picks like so any Thai women. Cleans every piece of rice from her plate in most situations. Really, really don't find fat women attractive. If it would not be for our wallets they would not be with us fat attractive foreigners either ha ha ha. Be interested in knowing your weight. Mine excersizes nightly eats good around 43 kg. I on the other hand am pushing between 90 and 100 kgs. well I guess I am more than twice her size and 3 times her age. I am truly one of the lucky ones. Would not trade her for the world but then the world is bankrupt. Edited August 22, 2015 by elgordo38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 My wife has only gained 2 kg in six years, but that was when we were much more active as well. I get on her to lose it but to no avail. Getting back to 39kg not so ez lol. She is not a big eater, but she is a healthy eater. Rarely picks like so any Thai women. Cleans every piece of rice from her plate in most situations. Really, really don't find fat women attractive. She must be only like 4 ft. tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Perhaps it Rice. Hate the dam stuff , eat it then hungry in 30 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linzz Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Perhaps it Rice. Hate the dam stuff , eat it then hungry in 30 mins. Sticky rice is tasty and filling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Perhaps it Rice. Hate the dam stuff , eat it then hungry in 30 mins. Sticky rice is tasty and filling And bungs you up to the nines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I'm always amazed how many people here know the precise weight of their partner. Do you pop them on the scales every day or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linzz Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Perhaps it Rice. Hate the dam stuff , eat it then hungry in 30 mins. Sticky rice is tasty and filling And bungs you up to the nines. Very true if you don't know when to stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 My Golden Retriever never stops either.[emoji241] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 My Golden Retriever never stops either.[emoji241] If you got rid of the dog you could afford to feed another wife or g/f hmm forget that keep the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 A visit to Shabushi or similar (all you can eat in a fixed time at a fixed price) is an education. My girl hardly pauses for breath, but she doesn't go for the deep fried stuff or the ice-cream. Mostly veggies, squid & prawns with a bit of offal thrown into the pot. Not to mention the eye-watering amounts of chilli sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I'm always amazed how many people here know the precise weight of their partner. Do you pop them on the scales every day or something? 7-11 1 baht scales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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