Each and every time he broke wind, the word Honda would flutter from

the man's behind. Going to the doctor, he demonstrated this phenomenon

which, much to his surprise, didn't faze the doctor in the least.

Going round to the man's mouth, the physician found an abscessed tooth,

which he promptly pulled. At once the man's problem was solved.

"That's amazing!" said the patient. "But tell me, how did you know what

to do?"

"Simple," answered the doctor. "Everyone knows that abscess makes the

fart go 'Honda.'

Oh dear!