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There were 3 young guys at a bar and whenever a girl came into the bar they would rate them.

The first girl comes in and the young guys go "She's a five"

An old guy next to them says "She's a One"

Next girl comes in and the guys say"She's a seven"

The old guy says "She's a Two".

When the next girl come in the guys say "Wow, she's a Ten!"

The old guy says "She's a Three!"

Well the girl over hears this and goes up to the old guy and says

"I beg your pardon, a Three! On what scale is this?"

The old guy replies, "The Budweiser Scale"

"I never heard of the Budweiser Scale. What is it?" the girl replies

"Well that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."

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