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The reason I ask is that surely if there is a thing like Karma and luck it must cover everything on the planet.

Take for example CATS! Personally, I hate them, but over the years we have had a load of ferrel cats live on our land and bring up a brood.

I don't like to encourage them and prefer not to put food out unless they are sick or pregnant, just help a bit.

What really pisses me off, we must have had over 50 cats here over the years and of the 50 you get 2 or 3 that shit in your home, shit in the kitchen basically just shit where they like it. These cats I consider to be vermin and should be destroyed as soon as possible they are filth.

How lucky I was to find that one of the newly born kittens ( A vile Ginger cat - anything ginger is vile) had decided to use our bathroom to just take a shit wherever it liked. Ruined the bathroom stunk to high heaven.

Well, as Karma goes the little Ginger Bastard took a liking to my Toyota and decided that would be its next "Shitting Home" . As luck would have it I had to do a 30 KM round trip to the bank and post office, at some stages we got to 130KMH, over bumpy roads.

Unbeknown to me the little Ginger Shit cat must have been clinging on for dear life somewhere under the car. After about 18KM I had to pull up at a red light and stop.

Imagine my surprise when I pulled away on green and felt a considerable bump on the rear offside tyre, only to look in the rear view mirror and see the twitching tail of a stupid small Ginger cat that shitted all over our bathroom.

On the way back I made a point of really slowing down to get a good look, it was like an 8 inch Ginger pancake on the road! Karma or just bad luck? Who knows, but it won't be shitting in my bathroom again that is for sure.

Ferrell cats and dogs here need to be destroyed! They breed and breed and carry diseases, I actually have some Ex Ferrel animals that have lived with us for almost 10 years and have never shit in our home, so it has to be something to do with their brains.

No doubt the Animal Rights Brigade will post their fascist crap, but really who cares, if Karma is good for people surely it is good for cats too?

And again, before the Animal Lives Matter Brigade come and post their Fascist views, we have taken care of more than 40 kittens over the past few years, and most of the ones that have died have been killed by the male cat, so don't start whining, your arguments hold no water!

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Karma = BS........... u make your own chok dee

Totally agree, but there is something about being Ginger, one of our cats had three kittens, one black and white, one tabby and one Ginger, the black and white disappeared within 24 hours, the Ginger one id lying dead in the box with its mother, she refuses to accept it has ceased to be.

I have a great plastic replica of a Honda CBR100RR that if only I could grab the dead ginger cat out of the box, would look fantastic on youtube, obviously I would need some gear, helmet and gloves. Got to act fast as the ants will be in there and eat all of them alive (with a bit of luck)

Sorry, I like dogs, I generally hate cats.

Dogs look up to us, pigs look at us as equals, but cats just despise us.

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