niagarekoja Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiromj Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Great. At least it's a new one to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 New to me too. Very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboygwe Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 verrry nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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