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When I was a member of another forum, I had a housing construction thread. Two members excelled in harassment/sabotage operations. Finally, they did succeed.

Other members were constructing houses at the same time. It was a very enjoyable part of my time in LOS.

The exchange of ideas/opinions was extremely rewarding.

Towards the end of the thread, mods altered the title of the thread to the title of this thread.

Now, the difficult part. What to BS about.

Having arrived in LOS in 2003, I stayed in a guesthouse in a soi off Thapae Rd, Chiang Mai.

When I arrived, I did not know a soul.

Being a l/t member of AA in Oz, I had instant fellowship. Some members gave me a tour of the city eg Sayuri Soapy Massage (extremely Hi-So operation) - cheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gif

Of course, an introduction to upmarket Thai cuisine was in order eg Pad Thai @ B20.

Each night, the expats met at a small bar; exchanged BS whilst a couple of the local lasses (causalities of the GFC) were provided with free drinkies in exchange for flirting activities.

At the local wat, I met & lusted after local lady (single mother) - no damage to either party.

Unaccustomed to the local activities, I accidentally met a Chinese-Thai man about my age. What a wonderful mentor eg buying a car, purchasing property.

In those days, the locals knew zilch about visas. We were offered visa runs. Very quickly, they upgraded their services so that we were not required to go. In fact, they had purchased visa stamps & did it all in CNX. Of course, later, the scandal hit the media.

Early morning (6am), I used to walk to the food market & was regularly offered special services by lady-nights & katoeys.

OK, enough for now. Chapter 2 soon.

Feel free to share your experiences; provide criticism/harassment - up to you.

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OK, had a "wee" break, a little flatulence & walked the dog.

Thank you for your original & interesting input + accolades. Don't be shy!

After 6 mths, I purchased a condo (a tad unusual in those days). Most expats residing up here were short on $$$ as far as I knew.

Soon after, a became very ill - sex addition. WOW! A succession of local ladies from age 19 to 45yo. These ladies said that they MUST "take care". What is "take care"? Soon, I found out.

The employees of the condo enjoyed spreading malicious/untrue rumours of my sexual exploits. Well, that is my story!

These locals had fantastic bedroom etiquette. I was always smiling!

Can't do this ALL the time so I joined the Gymkhana Club which had a 9 hole golf course. Met many expats - top outings.

Traded my lass on a new lady - a teacher. We moved very slowly - she shifted in the next day. It was free - a deferred payment plan? Cost me a sedan & pickup.

Then, along came Ms Right. She was a bit old for me. She was 24yo & I was about 56yo. We walked slowly as she was uneducated in bedroom gymnastics.

About a year later, we moved to a condo in Huay Kaew Rd. No way was I going to "buy" a house.

Met a Swiss guy who was a member of Green Valley Country Club. We played 3 days per week.

By that time, my Thai language proficiency had escalated. I was the official communicator with the caddies. I could arrange tee-off times - both by hour & by day. Other members of the group were very envious of my language ability.

See you all later.

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I must be very discrete from now. I am in a l/t relationship with my current lady.

A few years ago, I got advanced throat cancer - a real life-changer. It also extracted a big chunk of change - B3.5m.

I was hospitalized, had hyperbaric oxygen chamber therapy, copious amounts of morphine, complimentary chronic constipation (morphine) & hallucinations (morphine again).

What a great supporter & nurse!

Then, we decided to build the Fang Mansion. Was I insane?

Actually, no. When you are dead, you are dead. By then, our relationship was solid (I hope)

Wifey had little knowledge except she desired "modern".

Home was built - minimal problems. Quality mats & construction. Excellent for LOS.

We are happy - like 2 teenagers - puppy love.

I went to the local massage place - no happy ending here - conservative. Pricey - B100/hr.

Against my logic, we cohabit with PILs. A very successful outcome.

Over the past 20 years, I have developed an interest in Theravadan Buddhism.

Do a little meditation & read Buddhist literature.

Recently, I was approached by a large American publishing company. Naturally, they made an offer I could not refuse. They have even paid an initial amount of B27. I am a rich man.

Finally, wifey decided that WE needed a new vehicle so an order has been placed for a Pajero Sports - diesel - with many extras.

That is all folks other than to disclose that living in the "sticks" is great but social interaction with other farangs has been very slow.

Updates will be posted infrequently.

Posted

OK - coming through & clear.

TV members have absolutely no interest in my life - the good, the bad & the ugly.

I am going to bed - solo.

Maybe ordain - my life dream.

I will go through a large pack of tissues tonight; play some romantic CDs.

Maybe I will end it all - BS!

Posted

Sounds like you lived a good life and now a bit too much time on your hands.

I have an ad at the classifieds section looking for writers so if interested you can always shoot me a message for some more info!

Posted

To the numerous devotees, supporters, masters of sarcasm & any others I have missed, thank you for your support.

Eccentricity - a natural talent.

More writing - like other activities, I MUST be in the mood.

Indeed, I am surprised that anyone would read such BS. You are welcome to join the Thailand Insanity Club (TIC).

At Xmas, I may even distribute a portion of my new-found wealth. In the interim, please continue exhaling - just omit the inhaling section.

Any questions, just drop me a line.

Off to see my agent, bye for now.

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