niagarekoja Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his sleeping with other women. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 5-year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his five-year old daughter to anything like that at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes, she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Just didn't see it coming!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuddleypete Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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