What was the First Thing you ever said to your Wife or G/F when you First Met.

[NoshowJones]

Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back.

So it will soon be your golden wedding?

[NoshowJones]

Come on possum admit it, the first thing you said was," My name's John Jones, you may have heard of my famous brother, George Jones''.

But George did not have a brother called John.

[NoshowJones]

Gezz you have big tits.. It was love at first sight.

In my OP, I said tell the truth.

It was love at first sight. What, her or the big tits?

[NoshowJones]

Gezz you have big tits.. It was love at first sight.

Again I ask, her or the big tits? Tell the truth now.

[NoshowJones]

Get your purse shortie you've pulled

Does she have a big heart? According to a recent topic, shorties have big hearts.

[NoshowJones]

said............"Hey!!! Nice Legs....what time they open?"

guess what country I came from !

Then did she say. "It is opening time now"?

[NoshowJones]

I serious you, what you me.

Did you meet in a school trying to learn English?

Edited November 9, 2015 by possum1931

[NoshowJones]

Actually it was HI , but then asked if she knew where i could buy copy dvds , I had been in BKK a long time and knew where , but i just pretended i didnt so i could start a conversation .

That was a good idea.

[NoshowJones]

"No...I am not a handsome man!" ( seriously!)

But she thinks you were (not seriously).

[fang37]

Do ya, do ya, do ya waaanna dance?

(I have a stutter)

[nidieunimaitre]

I never carry a gun in my pocket.

[NoshowJones]

I still can't remember but I am certain it was in Thai and not English.

Just as well, it is against forum rules not to use English.

[NoshowJones]

Hello.......

and what was her answer?

[NoshowJones]

No I wont buy you a drink!.

and she still married you??

[roo860]

You're cocks bigga than mine!!!

[nidieunimaitre]

Gezz you have big tits.. It was love at first sight.

May I suggest the Mods to delete this post.

Reason: completely off topic: NOT THAI RELATED.

[nidieunimaitre]

Hello.......

and what was her answer?

?goodbye?

[nikmar]

you put ice in my beer!!!!!!!!

[NoshowJones]

You're cocks bigga than mine!!!

How did you know that?

[SoiBiker]

"Hi"

Is that all?

Well, obviously we've said more to each other since then. But you asked for the first thing.

[slipperylobster]

said............"Hey!!! Nice Legs....what time they open?"

guess what country I came from !

Then did she say. "It is opening time now"?

actually, her retort was .."they have the same operating hours as 7 Eleven"

[slipperylobster]

First thing I said to my girlfriend was..."keep the change.."

[NoshowJones]

"Hi"

Is that all?

Well, obviously we've said more to each other since then. But you asked for the first thing.

Yes I did, now how about telling us the second thing you said.

[SoiBiker]

"Hi"

Is that all?

Well, obviously we've said more to each other since then. But you asked for the first thing.

Yes I did, now how about telling us the second thing you said.

No idea. It was years ago, and I was too busy thinking how pretty she was.

[NoshowJones]

said............"Hey!!! Nice Legs....what time they open?"

guess what country I came from !

Then did she say. "It is opening time now"?

actually, her retort was .."they have the same operating hours as 7 Eleven"

Good, now he can have a threesome or even a foursome back shop leaving one checkout girl to handle the queue.

[wow64]

Gezz you have big tits.. It was love at first sight.

Again I ask, her or the big tits? Tell the truth now.

Ok ok... After all these years I must say I am still in love with... Big tits.

Sent from my c64

[baneko]

Do you own your house or rent?

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I asked her "Do you like Serbian sausage"

[canman]

I said "Hi"

She said "not yet, what do you have in mind?"

High times in those days!

[fang37]

Please stand when I am talking.