What was the First Thing you ever said to your Wife or G/F when you First Met.

[NoshowJones]

I said "Hi"

She said "not yet, what do you have in mind?"

High times in those days!

At least you told us what she said after you said "Hi".

A certain poster on this topic wouldn't.

[NoshowJones]

I asked her "Do you like Serbian sausage"

Why Serbian?

[eltraus]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I asked her "Do you like Serbian sausage"

Why Serbian?

Because I am Serbian.

[NoshowJones]

I asked her "Do you like Serbian sausage"

Why Serbian?

Because I am Serbian.

Geography is not my strong point, is Serbia part of the old Russia?

I thought the Germans were more into sausages.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I asked her "Do you like Serbian sausage"

Why Serbian?

Because I am Serbian.

Geography is not my strong point, is Serbia part of the old Russia?

I thought the Germans were more into sausages.

Serbia was part of Yugoslavia.

I actually prefer to call myself Yugoslavian, but many people wold not have a clue.

[NickJ]

Jeez, Whose photos did you use.

[geronimo]

Hi, nice to meet you.

[Gordy Gambino]

Hey baby wanna root !!!

[BKKdreaming]

I think she said

"would you like fries with that"

[xen]

Hey baby wanna root !!!

And did she say " stone the flamin' crows - i suppose you'll do .

[1BADDAT]

I asked her "Do you like Serbian sausage"

Why Serbian?

Because I am Serbian.

Geography is not my strong point, is Serbia part of the old Russia?

I thought the Germans were more into sausages.

He is using "Serbian sausage" to describe his genitalia. It is common slang among many cultures. Even on top gear UK they refer to it as a gentleman sausage.