justaphase Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 Just sharing my experience and thoughts. I'm a better man for it and my way of thinking has changed. Sure smoking is wrong here but not the worst thing ever. Thanks for the words of wisdom and whatever and the people with nothing better to do than criticize..to be frank I don't care what u think. I'm happy to be me and enjoying and appreciating things much more. The best thing about jail is the moral support from inmates. The worst is the unbearably loud TVs in the cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonaRain Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 (edited) Families and pot.. Similar story, mine, but American woman. Too much weed..3 1/2 ounces.. in Thailand. Great story..Thanks for sharing. and not answering Fang's question. unless I missed it on another page..OMG! Thai TV!! Aloha Stay mellow. Edited November 13, 2015 by KonaRain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonaRain Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Karma's a myth? You'll find out.. Beware Alohz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anono222 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Was smoking Pot worth it? Worth prison and losing your family? There are lots of people that think the law does not apply to them, until they get caught years later. I would think a wife and kids would be enough deterrent to follow the law but for you I guess not Moralising on a thread like this is boring, not to mention stating the obvious. He did the crime, and he did his time. ..and there it is everyone...a contribution to the decay, towards the lowest common denominator. Throw out the accusation and label of being boring, to try to win an argument. An argument by the way, that is not just dumbing down, but trying to legitimise and support criminals. Is TV now a place to swap advice for how to survive in jail, is it a criminal support network now? Is there no value in discussing morals, social-cultural trends of change, or are we dumbing down? dbrenn: don't bother replying if all you do is hurl insults - you'll just add weight to my points. But please do reply if you have something worth saying that gets the grey matter tingling with constructive and challenging thought. Pretty much has always been that in my experience... nothing to discuss here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nithisa78 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 don't do the crime if you can't handle the time. not rocket doctor stuff. obey the law, ignorance is no excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Off topic posts removed. This is not about the legalisation/or not, of drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 What types of sexual practice do they use on the inside? Why the question? Do you feel all tingly now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fang37 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 What types of sexual practice do they use on the inside? Why the question? Do you feel all tingly now? You are very perceptive, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Hope everything works out for you in the future...maybe your experience can help another avoid future misfortune.(or good fortune) It has been my experience that all things I learned that were worthwhile were from the "mistakes" I made and stood to me in the future. Only people who have had similar experiences can really identify, or understand. It is people such as yourself that are less inclined to judge others (I hope). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fekman Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 There's no rape. Not much violence. If you do wrong you get a beating from thd guards so its rare. One thing I'd like to add though is the amount of bi men. It seems 60% of Thai men seem to think gay is ok. I remember being asked why don't u like gay? Umm CoS I'm not.lol. also Thais can't smoke. They don't inhale. I never noticed before but they smoke like 9 year olds.! I must add the max term in Minburi is 15 years. Places like ban kwang are full of lifers who don't give a <deleted>. Longest sentence ever served by a foreigner is 17yrs. You read stories of people getting 50, 70 yrs for drugs all the time. Its a head <deleted>. Truth is, most are whisked away in the night after 3-5 years and deported. That part never makes the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
off road pat Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Interesting story, and thank you for sharing it. Wish you all the best out of the monkey house.... Best regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
off road pat Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Was smoking Pot worth it? Worth prison and losing your family? There are lots of people that think the law does not apply to them, until they get caught years later. I would think a wife and kids would be enough deterrent to follow the law but for you I guess not Moralising on a thread like this is boring, not to mention stating the obvious. He did the crime, and he did his time. It should not be a crime to have a bit of pot.......I know so many nice people Thai and Farang that smoke pot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
off road pat Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 don't do the crime if you can't handle the time. not rocket doctor stuff. obey the law, ignorance is no excuse. The Law, The Law,...?!?!?....we would never be a civilised society like we are now if there where no people that fought the law once and a while.... It was illegal for Jews to work or have a business in Germany before and during WW II.....this was the law voted by a democratic government....!!!! Some laws are good and others have to be fought....!!! Best regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchisaan Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 There's no rape. Not much violence. If you do wrong you get a beating from thd guards so its rare. One thing I'd like to add though is the amount of bi men. It seems 60% of Thai men seem to think gay is ok. I remember being asked why don't u like gay? Umm CoS I'm not.lol. also Thais can't smoke. They don't inhale. I never noticed before but they smoke like 9 year olds.! I must add the max term in Minburi is 15 years. Places like ban kwang are full of lifers who don't give a <deleted>. Longest sentence ever served by a foreigner is 17yrs. You read stories of people getting 50, 70 yrs for drugs all the time. Its a head <deleted>. Truth is, most are whisked away in the night after 3-5 years and deported. That part never makes the news. Can you show a link to this information you are claming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 In a nut shell.... If you do drugs in Thailand, you are stupid. There are many places in the world where recreational drugs are legal, or considered "no big deal". If you can not live without recreational drugs, go there or, risk going to a Thai prison. Simple. P.S. I was a cronic marijuana smoker for over 40 years, I even had a medical perscription to smoke it in America. I have not touched it since I moved to Thailand...5 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaphase Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 I smoked for 30 years ...now I'm 2 months without buying any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionsreplies Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Do they have private cells for the rich ? Or you can confirm that they are never jailed ? Anyway good luck gor your future and try to smoke only in the south where it is officially sold at any pub... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 I feel for you I'm single having fun and think to really have a real relationship here is a hard thing at best . I think most of the women here are crazy lol Good luck and thanks for sharing your story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaphase Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 No private cells i think 60 was about the smallest. Nobody rich in jail here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaphase Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 Unless you're in for murder then you get to be alone in the dark. I ate lunch one day when they were processing this young Burmese guy. He had strangied his wife for having an affair. I'll never forget the grin on his face as he told me. Another guy covered in stitches and bruised up had been beaten up so he just came with his gun and bam bam shot him twice in the face. Hardcore. There's the know it alls but they don't know what its like in there. I do. I've done my time for wrongs. Finish. The point of this post was to say what a great in site into prison life it was. My Thai is really good and it was invaluable. Noooooo English in there with regard to the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailanddogerator Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 justaphase you are great for all your insiders info !Even when not doing anything illegal we know that shit can happens anytime anywhere, so its good to know what to wait ! Forgot if you said it, but you were the only foreigner in your cell ? The worst seem to be the heat and the loud TV as you said, but in day time I guess that you can do anything you want outside and feel some freedom as long as you don't make problems ? Does having money help a lot to buy anything you want ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudRight Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Ever other thread is about political corruption, or was before the coup. Why does anyone expect corrupt politicians to enact just laws? This goes for immigration laws too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phycokiller Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 I spent a short time in Thai jail. One thing I couldnt help but notice, because its hot and a lot of the guys sit around with no clothes on, is how many Thai guys have mutilated their penises, many had implanted stones and some had cut them up in very bazaar ways, no idea if they still worked but very common, at least among the criminal class. I began to suspect that thats why quite a few Thai women seem to prefer farang men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fey Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Unless you're in for murder then you get to be alone in the dark. I ate lunch one day when they were processing this young Burmese guy. He had strangied his wife for having an affair. I'll never forget the grin on his face as he told me. Another guy covered in stitches and bruised up had been beaten up so he just came with his gun and bam bam shot him twice in the face. Hardcore. There's the know it alls but they don't know what its like in there. I do. I've done my time for wrongs. Finish. The point of this post was to say what a great in site into prison life it was. My Thai is really good and it was invaluable. Noooooo English in there with regard to the locals. Seems like you would be better of playing the loner card and not knowing any thai. The prospects of fitting in would likely be pretty low for a foreigner. Not speaking from experience though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailanddogerator Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Do you mean that we should add some metallic parts to our willies ? I spent a short time in Thai jail. One thing I couldnt help but notice, because its hot and a lot of the guys sit around with no clothes on, is how many Thai guys have mutilated their penises, many had implanted stones and some had cut them up in very bazaar ways, no idea if they still worked but very common, at least among the criminal class. I began to suspect that thats why quite a few Thai women seem to prefer farang men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phycokiller Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Do you mean that we should add some metallic parts to our willies ? I spent a short time in Thai jail. One thing I couldnt help but notice, because its hot and a lot of the guys sit around with no clothes on, is how many Thai guys have mutilated their penises, many had implanted stones and some had cut them up in very bazaar ways, no idea if they still worked but very common, at least among the criminal class. I began to suspect that thats why quite a few Thai women seem to prefer farang men. makes no difference to me but if you want to fit in in a Thai prison it may help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaphase Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 Yes there were loads of guys with 2, 3 or even 4 stones implanted under their foreskin. Also injected with some kind of fat to make the thing bigger. Money is everything anywhere especially in jail. There was a shop selling all kinds of bagged up curries and soups, fruit, noodles, cigs, toiletries etc. Each prisoner had an account and a max of 300b a day to spend. I ate well but it was hassle getting in the shop. Big queues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaphase Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 I was the only white man in the jail let alone my cell! Me and 4000 Thai. 3 Nigerian, 2 Indonesian, a Columbian, and a south African. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailanddogerator Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 So crazy to be the only farang, piece of choice for gay :-) Wow, still feel like you had to live something crazy there ! But it seems that you know that WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKE YOU STRONGER. Yes its easy to quit weed unlike alcohol, just try not to fall too hard for the bottle, you seem a nice guy whatever some retarded monkeys on this forum can think about you. Too nice actually maybe... I think its usually better to scare the people, especially women, before they even think of making any problem, this is why I am always safe... Do you have a some kind of probation ? now you feel that you have been lucky and should not try your chance again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaphase Posted November 14, 2015 Author Share Posted November 14, 2015 I will have 2 years probation. Get caught with the same again and I'd probably get 3 month sentence. The choice for gays? Why? It wasn't a western jail . I'm 6'2 tattoos everywhere and lifted weights all day. Some if the hardcases in there taught me to be scared of nobody. They were savage though with full head tattoos and yes, beads in the foreskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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