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britmaveric Star Member

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Desperate Scottish man threatens to jump from his View Talay Condominium.

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Police Lieutenant Colonel Sutum from Pattaya Police Station received an urgent call to attend the View Talay 2 Condominium Building A on Thursday Night after receiving information of a foreign man who was threatening to jump from the 7th Floor. Police approached the desperate man, Mr. Darren MacDonald aged 27 from Scotland who perched himself on a ledge.

Eventually he was persuaded to come away from the edge and was handcuffed by Police for his own safety. He was taken to Dongtan Police sub-station on Jomtien Beach where he explained that he had been in Thailand for a month. On his last trip to Thailand he had met a woman who he fell in love with, however he became ill upon his return to Scotland and medical tests revealed the presence of a Sexually transmitted disease.

He returned to Thailand and attempted to put the episode behind him but constant worries about his medical condition and depleted funds led to this desperate act. His current whereabouts are unknown but the British Embassy are aware of the case.

-Pattaya City News

Friday 6th October 2006

taxexile Diamond Member

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sad , funny , pathetic.

you couldnt make this stuff up if you tried.

the pattaya police will be feasting off this one for months.

carry on caledonia ,

a medical psycho sexual comedy of errors starring

Sid James as Police Lieutenant Colonel Sputum , pattayas hard cop with a soft centre

Robbie Williams as Mr. Darren MacDonald , pathetic scottish lad who escapes the backstreets of glasgow but finds the sophistication and class of pattaya too much to handle.

Kate Moss as a scheming two timing heartless disease ridden filthy foriegn Thai Woman , Oofur Apornsuk

Julian Clary as the British Ambassador

and with a guest appearance by Kenneth Connorcockus as the Sexually Transmitted Disease.

go home jock lad , to the life you know. luckily you were prevented from jumping.

kurgen Platinum Member

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So she left him with more than just her phone number :o

A bit of advice Daz Mc D, if you've got lead in your pencil, make sure there's a rubber on the end of it :D

britmaveric Star Member

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Well I really can`t see the humour in this...the poor sod must be at his wits end.

What he needs is some help to deal with his problems.

Agreed, but those with problems always seem to think Thailand will make them go away. :o

Pattaya_Fox Platinum Member

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Well I really can`t see the humour in this...the poor sod must be at his wits end.

What he needs is some help to deal with his problems.

Agreed, but those with problems always seem to think Thailand will make them go away. :o

I always forget my problems when I`m in Thailand :D

libya 115 Platinum Member

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They call it a parasuicide a threat of D.S.H. {deliberate self harm}; usually such an act goes hand in hand with heavy drinking, clinical depression and personal crisis.

This Scottish gentleman requires medical help.

It is also worth mentioning that the small print of many travel visa application forms, require the signatory to guarantee that he/she is of sound mind and has had no pre-existing history of mental health problems.

bolt Silver Member

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he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw :o she'll sort it oot :D

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

johnh101 Gold Member

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he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw :D she'll sort it oot :D

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

Not a chance !

If he was from Aberdeen he woauld have been more likely to have contracted foot and mouth !

:o:D

baaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

britmaveric Star Member

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he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw :D she'll sort it oot :D

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

Not a chance !

If he was from Aberdeen he woauld have been more likely to have contracted foot and mouth !

:o:D

baaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

Nah def think he's from Dundee!! :D

chatters Senior Member

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he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw :D she'll sort it oot :D

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

Not a chance !

If he was from Aberdeen he woauld have been more likely to have contracted foot and mouth !

:o:D

baaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

Nah def think he's from Dundee!! :D

from the shetland ils i believe :D

Couthy Senior Member

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he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw :o she'll sort it oot :D

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

No, impossible: I am from Aberdeen. If the chap were an Aberdonian he would have been demanding money to 1: Jump. 2. Not jump.

Holiday experience of a lifetime eh?.

Come to Pattaya, get a dose.

Go home.

Worry a lot.

Come back.

I reckon he's from Inverness actually.

Any bets?.

Needs to lay off the pop for a while though...............

Cheers,

Couthy.

Couthy Senior Member

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Auchtermuchty.... Or Aviemore.... Pilton in Edinburgh more like....

Pilton - hmmm......could be correct. Or Logie in Aberdeen.

It's a culture thing!.

Cheers,

Couthy.

Tammi Gold Member

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he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw :D she'll sort it oot :D

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

Not a chance !

If he was from Aberdeen he woauld have been more likely to have contracted foot and mouth !

:o:D

baaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

Nah def think he's from Dundee!! :D

from the shetland ils i believe :D

He's not wooly enough. Shelties are like the ponies, lambs, and sheepdogs - lots of hair. And, anyway, they are far too shy to come to naughty Pattaya. :D

Noodles Silver Member

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I've known darren for 4 years as long as hes been coming to Thailand. The comments on this

thread make me sick. I'm sure you are all perfect people!!

game4shame Gold Member

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I've known darren for 4 years as long as hes been coming to Thailand. The comments on this

thread make me sick. I'm sure you are all perfect people!!

like i said - I think the mods should consider closing it. :o

Tammi Gold Member

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I've known darren for 4 years as long as hes been coming to Thailand. The comments on this

thread make me sick. I'm sure you are all perfect people!!

like i said - I think the mods should consider closing it. :D

:o If I can be of help to Darren please let me know. You 2 guys have got your thinking straight.

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