Aussie Humour

[tk47]

Shazza , the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.

Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did a splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, " Davo ! Davo!"

Davo came running in.

"Davo, I've bloody stuck myself to the floor ! " she said.

"Struth," Davo said, and tried to pull her up.

"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey (his mate) to help."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way, we can't do it," Bluey said, "so let's try Plan B."

"Plan B," exclaimed Davo, "what's that?"

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Bluey.

"Spot on," Davo said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples."

"Play with her nipples?" Bluey said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

"No," Davo replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive"

[suegha]

Very good, I like a punch-line that I don't see coming...