The Perfect Bar

[Godot]

This may be for the guys who go to a bar not primarily to meet girls.

My favourite? The Kangaroo Bar in Phuket (Bangla).

Why? It's small and intimate. Always a friendly chap on the stools or in the back. No air-con! Sort of outdoors, but many fans, which makes it endurable. Cute and friendly girls that occasionally even dance on the bar. Rarely a four-by-four - or any other game - on the counter and rarely the odd "Hey hansom man, what your name, where you from?". Good music. Not only Eminem etc. Some 80's and 90's and some from the charts. All kinds of music. (The first place I've heard "Summer nights" from Grease and some AC/DC song back to back). They take requests (even Norwegian drinking songs!). A small dance floor and a TV. Some farang girls sometimes stumbles in, which makes you appreciate the Thais even more. Could it get any better than that?

[chonabot]

What about the girlswho go to the bar not to meet the boys?

( Wins points for being in touch with his Fem side... )

My vote is the Sugar Shack in Soi pttyland 1 about 10 years ago.

When it was run by Greg, Stony and a few others. Good pool table , one of the first bars to serve strongbow cider. The best place to kick back and watch the action , especially at about 1800 when the masses started work mainly on the way to the Best Friend bar around the corner...literally hundreds of them...bless....Happy Daze...

[lamphun]

ah.. falls over bar stool and impales himself on pool cue. Surely not a Tom bar.

Could be a new topic. The percentages of Lesbian behaviour in Thailand is very high. Some of them are very good looking.

[Bluecat]

Why? It's small and intimate.

What is intimate? I have been many, many times to Phuket and intimate was me and my Phuket girlfriend only. Bar girls in Phuket? Sure but be very, very careful about them,...

[chonabot]

Why? It's small and intimate.

What is intimate? I have been many, many times to Phuket and intimate was me and my Phuket girlfriend only. Bar girls in Phuket? Sure but be very, very careful about them,...

Are they a dangerous strain of the breed?

[britmaveric]

Has to be enclosed to keep those pesky vendors out-all else pales in comparison. People are what make a pub at any rate- not the establishment.

[Bluecat]

Are they a dangerous strain of the breed?

I would say so.

But I'm very biased on the question,....

[Godot]

What is intimate? I have been many, many times to Phuket and intimate was me and my Phuket girlfriend only. Bar girls in Phuket? Sure but be very, very careful about them,...

Ok. New premises: Your GF is either imagined or she has a headache. And you would just like to go out for a beer. Alone. Where do you go?

As for the "lesbian" issue?

Hmmmm. I hereby retract my previous "ingredients" and will be looking (desperately) for a bar with only lesbians - dancing, kissing, touching - and with me as the fly on the wall. Where???

The perfect bar indeed!

[chonabot]

What is intimate? I have been many, many times to Phuket and intimate was me and my Phuket girlfriend only. Bar girls in Phuket? Sure but be very, very careful about them,...

Ok. New premises: Your GF is either imagined or she has a headache. And you would just like to go out for a beer. Alone. Where do you go?

As for the "lesbian" issue?

Hmmmm. I hereby retract my previous "ingredients" and will be looking (desperately) for a bar with only lesbians - dancing, kissing, touching - and with me as the fly on the wall. Where???

The perfect bar indeed!

Hmmm I once stumbled accoss a lesbian bar in SF many moons back.

Oh there was plenty of dancing,touching,kissing.

Unfortunately the ladies in question resembled a 3rd division rugby teams collective backsides....

[tutsiwarrior]

someone said that Heaven is a place where the bar plays your favorite tune all night long. I could believe this if I knew that I could smoke there and that there weren't lesbian PC exponents and their whispering dreadlocked counterparts threatening legal action...the .44 in my hand then would not be hot and give justice to the term 'hot as a pistol'...

kill them...dose them...kill them...

[dr_Pat_Pong]

someone said that Heaven is a place where the bar plays your favorite tune all night long. I could believe this if I knew that I could smoke there and that there weren't lesbian PC exponents and their whispering dreadlocked counterparts threatening legal action...the .44 in my hand then would not be hot and give justice to the term 'hot as a pistol'...

kill them...dose them...kill them...

You don't really like bars Tutsi ?

[tutsiwarrior]

bars? not really...in truth, I don't like much of anything

[jayenram]

A perfect bar is where they sell cheap chang. Anything else is superfluous.

mmmm, except maybe an organised tuk-tuk home.