What happened to women equality? have they been left out again?

I believe they have that sorted as it is legal to go topless in New York City.

Can you carry a concealed weapon into the booth, or does it have to be visible?

Stop bragging.

I have not masturbated since arriving in Thailand. Just sayin'.

Everytime I do it, I pay myself 500 baht.

What a sport!

The opening of Hooters has given me an idea. Anyone want to join me in opening a branch of Lolitas on Wall Street? Great potential for a market blow-out, and room for expansion.

America......the land of the free.

From 'stressed out' to 'tired out' in 30 seconds, could be.

Should save this one for April 1st.

If it wasn't for the pic and link, I would have put it down as a joke.

America......the land of the free.

Not quite. Pretty soon the ladies will want their own too. Equal rights and all.

I wonder if some funsters might want to arrange for a remote video camera in the next booth, so the customer only gets to see another guy wank.

Edited January 18, 201610 yr by slipperylobster

Fantastic!

I mean....sex is OK, but, it's not as good as the real thing, eh?

Equality? There is no such thing as equality per se, you can argue women can do anything men can, except pee up a wall.

Edited January 18, 201610 yr by Minnie the Minx

The opening of Hooters has given me an idea. Anyone want to join me in opening a branch of Lolitas on Wall Street? Great potential for a market blow-out, and room for expansion.

Ummmm, you do know that "Lolita" was about pedophilia, right?

TMI, I reckon......

You're Welcome!!

 

Only in America could they think of something as crazy as this.

Maybe there for all the merchant bankers in New York.

 

Ahum... I guess you didn't read the whole of it...

"The manufacturer Hot Octopuss, a New York and London based sex toy company explains about their masturbation machine: Our products combine science and innovation to bring sex toys into the 21st century."

... a New York and *** LONDON *** based sex toy company ... ??

Wouldn't want to be the last customer of the day !!!

Only in America could they think of something as crazy as this.

Maybe there for all the merchant bankers in New York.

1. nothing better than a good yank...

2. the "yanks" are "cumming"

3. better to be the yankee than the yanker.

What a bunch of Carsten Yankers

Or ...

Nothing like a Sherman Tank after a brief stroll.

Can you imagine asking the next guy in line "do you come here often?"

Edited January 18, 201610 yr by Ruin

What ever happened to a quiet wank in the corner???

Do ya believe LOL

It is to be hoped that an eye specialist will open an office in close proximity.

The opening of Hooters has given me an idea. Anyone want to join me in opening a branch of Lolitas on Wall Street? Great potential for a market blow-out, and room for expansion.

Ummmm, you do know that "Lolita" was about pedophilia, right?

TMI, I reckon......

You're Welcome!!

Thanks for that. Enjoy reading the book.

I'm off to Soi 8 in Bangkok.

You're Welcome!! To come with me.

Wouldn't want to be the last customer of the day !!!

Try taking over a Sangar!

Back to the OP: Here's a suggestion re background music

https://youtu.be/D1xpUbAtcZA

Edited January 18, 201610 yr by evadgib

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.

Seems to be a lot of TV posters getting excited. As what I used to do all night now takes me all night to do, not for me. Although it does confirm my suspicion about where most of the <deleted> of the world are to be found.

Q. " What's the difference between a banker and a <deleted>?"

A. "The <deleted> knows what he's doing".

Another "Only in America" idea.

imagine having to cue up, blow that

I am surprized there is no queue. Plenty of xxxxxx's in New York.

I wouldn't want to be the cleaner.

There are some very sick people in this world.

Anything to make a buck now days. But on the other hand which hand? ambidextrous change up possibly? It could be up for consideration here as the policy for tourism is "anything for a baht" Sometimes these new ideas can really take off/catch on and get "out of hand"

Sadly I believe it's a publicity stunt by the company.

I am thinking the same. Publicity for their device PULSE.

Edited January 18, 201610 yr by Scott
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Only in America could they think of something as crazy as this.

Maybe there for all the merchant bankers in New York.

I think you mean merchant _ankers.