what a bunch of crusty self righteous old farks you are.

This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. She is really stupid!!!!!

yes, the whole story is stupid, but is it as stupid as using holding up this one woman as representative of all western women?

If only she'd had a Hand Bidet Sprayer or "Bum Gun" she'd be fine because with one of these you don't really need Toilet Paper anymore and her passport and pride would be intact. See bathroomsprayers.com.

Dumb ass! ..... ' nuff said.

the ass wipe is a cover for something completely more serious....I mean nobody can possibly be that stupid or that drunk or both...

A sane albeit drunk person would take of undies and use those for wiping, then dispose the undies and continue without them.

Voice of experience sounds like. Just sayin'

I pooh pooh this whole story.

For a 'pooh pooh' story ...it's gaining a lot of traction

I tripped over this story yesterday in more than one main-stream US news websites. I expected to see that she was some sort of porker hag (sorry ladies) but she looked rather easy on the eyes. And yes, the story reported that she was accompanied all the way back to Europe on the airline. As for wiping her butt with a passport page -- well that is thinking outside the box, no pun intended.

Escorted all the way back to England by a security guard? Seems a bit much. Surely just putting her on a plane would have been enough.

Anyway, she deserved what she got.

I wonder if she'll be able to get a new passport after she willfully damaged the existing one.

You dont even need a passport to enter the UK these days....just walk on in, claim assylum, get paid!! But thats another story..555

Not quite right....... You can only enter the UK without a passport if you are an illegal immigrant they then pay you to stay there. Of course work is optional as the government pays all your bills.

Wow, thanks for that.

It was a joke mate, you think i don't know how it works? maybe you could teach me how to wipe my ass with passport pages....? No, ok then,

Escorted all the way back to England by a security guard? Seems a bit much. Surely just putting her on a plane would have been enough.

Anyway, she deserved what she got.

I wonder if she'll be able to get a new passport after she willfully damaged the existing one.

You dont even need a passport to enter the UK these days....just walk on in, claim assylum, get paid!! But thats another story..555

Not quite right....... You can only enter the UK without a passport if you are an illegal immigrant they then pay you to stay there. Of course work is optional as the government pays all your bills.

Not right either. Illegal immigrants and asylum seekers are different things. Illegal immigrants can't work legally. Asylum seekers generally cannot work but do get financial help but it is less than social security benefits.

I would expect she can get another passport as it would be considered damaged. Might be a bit embarrassing though.

Yes, because it would be covered in sh@t, a bit smelly too.

How did it get to the point where you felt it necessary to tell everyone about your vast knowledge of assylum seekers? My post was just a joke, but thanks for going a bit over the top, and ruining it...hahaha

Making untrue statements aimed at inciting hatred against others is no joke.