I understand the subtleties of Thai culture.

It burns when I pee, but that is due to my hernia and not because of the hottie who came over last night.

5 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

It burns when I pee, but that is due to my hernia and not because of the hottie who came over last night.

...and anyway, I can always ask the local pharmacist for a handfull of antibiotics.

Very cheap, I've done that before -  just to be 100% safe.

 

I never ran into a problem either with a Bangkok Taxi or with Thai Immigration.

1 minute ago, observer90210 said:

I never ran into a problem either with a Bangkok Taxi or with Thai Immigration.

...or with Thai women.

The locals respect me because I speak their language.

It's in her name but I own it.

I am absolutely not attracted by the busty, hottie, cutie ladyboy down the bar hitting on me.

I'm always 49 years old because I look younger than my age, I keep telling the girls that and they all agree. 

I can really make a difference here...

I don't fink I have a ploblem.

I love living in a rural area.Never miss the Ocean.!

My non profit charity is for the good of the people and not to pay myself to live here ....

nothing in this thread applies to me

What I love about living in a rice paddie is the constant coming and goings of my neighbors. I absolutely adore it when folks stand outside at 6am and yell inside house to get folks attention. I know I'm well liked because when I crack a beer I have lots of friends.

4 hours ago, Peterw42 said:

nothing in this thread applies to me

Or any thread....

Never met a bloke like this in LOS....

 

 

I am a big well built farang guy so all Thai males are afraid of me and no one will mess with me.

Edited May 30, 20188 yr by observer90210

2 hours ago, transam said:

Never met a bloke like this in LOS....

 

 

They drive Fortunas here, easy to spot.

My next stupid post on TVF,  will get me so many violet cups and heart "likes",  that I won't have enough space to store them !

Im surprised there are no ex CIA, FBI, or MI5 guys here!

Everybody on TV, is really hanging out for my thoughts on every thread.

I built and own three houses in Thailand and will marry my fifth wife next week. But she's different. 

I blend right in with a hilux

Can I buy a helicopter in Ubon Ratchathani? Is it possible to park it in front of my house? 

 

    My colleagues, who're also working for an agency at a high school, are the most intelligent people I've ever met.

 

  All of them have a Master, a Ph.D. and all of them have a work permit. 

 

  All Thai ladies want to sleep with me for free. I only know hi-so girls who have their own flats and cars. Some of them give me a monthly allowance. 

I clearly know what I'm talking about. Have you not seen my TVF post count ?

I must be a hiso my budget is 1000 baht a day

6 hours ago, fakename said:

Im surprised there are no ex CIA, FBI, or MI5 guys here!

Of course there are, but we never reveal ourselves - well, it has happened after a few Changs.