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http://privatetye.weebly.com/breaking-wind/-5000-young-brits-missing-on-ko-farang

On Friday night 5000 young Brits attended a Whites Only beach party on Ko Farang Baar. By Saturday morning they had all disappeared. Hundreds of thousands of desperate parents flooded the British facebook pages with calls for help. Some claimed that they had not heard from their children in more than six hours.

Shortly before the disappearance Dan Braindead, a 21 year old heavy weight boxer from Liverpool, told his distressed mother that he was “disorientated” after drinking two bottles of Mekhong whiskey the night before and was “frightened” that he did not have any money left to buy more. Sam Vicious, a 22 year old Paratrooper on leave from Afghanistan, told his mum that he was “stressed” after a bar owner had “threatened” to stop serving him beer unless he paid his bill.

So that makes 10,000?

10 for effort but 1 for humour

Already running here:

inevitable tragedy of epic proportions

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