m155g0ld Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Why oh why - fish sauce?!?! Just cannot get my head round wanting really lovely chicken, beef, pork, everything in fact, to taste like fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Why do Thais say "30 minutes" when they know ###### well it's going to be an hour+ (today in the opticians, last week in the dvd shop + loads of other occasions over the years)? Why do I (and others) believe them that's it's going to be be ready at the stated time after all these years of experiencing otherwise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrt273nva Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 why does my wife go completely sideways on a weekly basis and force me to drink and then sucumb to posting drunkin rants on TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swindonabroad Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Why do the words inflamible and falmible mean the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Why does my office chair get lower when I never spin it? I need to spin it to get it up again, but it goes down without me doing anything but sit on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baabaabobo Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 why when you tell someone that it is IMPOSSIBLE to lick your own elbow do they try it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markr Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Why are people constantly talking about trying to lick there elbow just because i said they couldn't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Why would anyone want to lick anyone's elbow? Let alone their own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Elbow tit was good on that film "The Wanderers". Oh why was that film good in the bliss of youth? Why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Why is this thread still open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Why totster blocked all these topics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Why do houses in this fine land need such big landings? Ours is massive and so are all the landings of houses we view! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Why do houses in this fine land need such big landings? Ours is massive and so are all the landings of houses we view! Why, but, what are these landings that you speak of????? Photo please !!! Why Kan Knot we have a "Games Room" on "ThaiVisaDotKom" ? Last, but Knot least, has it Knot gone quite in this supposed to be a "Pun u Fun" place Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Why was the Mall Bangkae closed for 4 months due to renovations when they only added a 4th floor filled with audio and all other electronics? Why were there all TV stations on Rama 3 at TRT HQ yesterday and today causing massive traffic jam? Why did it not rain today??????????? Why do cashiers check the amount of change they give back ten times? Why serious topics cannot be discussed at TV chat? Why this freakin add shows to meet nice ladys in Thailand everytime I visit this site? And why when I click on that add I do not see any nice looking Thai lady? Too many questions, Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austhaied Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Why not listen to us on "the games room" idea..Harmless really. <deleted>.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Why is there a sign in the toilets at a Patong Hotel that reads, 'Please do not eat the white mints' and near the mat outside a toilet at paradise beach that says 'Please wipe your foot' (which foot?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Why does it always rain after I've washed the car? Soundman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Why is it that the last person to the bar always gets served first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrt273nva Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 why are thai girls so sexy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why is it that in some Thai restaurants you have to order the opposite of what you want to get what you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 (edited) Why is it necessary for male Thais to grow and shape the nail on their little finger in order to pick their noseDoubles up as a chemical/substance scoop ! Edited June 4, 2007 by mikethevigoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why is wai spelled wai and not just y?Yes ,y not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why am I more tired, the longer I sleep??????What about a an answer and question topic, ill start, Answer, cockrobin ?,. go on have a think, no its not who killed, nearly, give up, ? alright then, " Whats that up my @ss Batman ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why do so many TV members not know the difference between "your" and "you´re", "its" and "it´s" and "there" and "their"?????? Ill answer for myself,. illiterate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why do I have such a fun penis? Don't know..... does it have a red nose and just a touch of lipstick? Why am I still reading this? Is it shaped like a mushroom ? are you a FUNGI to be with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Of course, the ultimate question (esp for those of us living in any rural area) has to be.... Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the pervert cross the road ....? To get the chicken ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 why do all Thai dog's tails bend upwards ???OPEN FOR BUSINESS 24/7 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why do irons have a setting for permanent press? Why Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is? Why is minimalism such a big word? If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops? Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? The best so far ,straight to the top of the class you go ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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