gpt Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?", asks the German driver. "Quattro means-a four", replies the Italian official. "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." "You can't-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!", replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means-a four. You have-a five-a people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over - I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian official, "He can't-a come. He's-a busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 LOL. thats great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phano Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Are there more where this came from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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