The Last Word 2,610

The First Word 31

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Chownah

Seconded.

if thats your choice then so be it

just had a request to open again so open it is

just had a request to open again so open it is

55555555555555555555555!

Save Chownah the embarassment of being the first to have a thread closed due to sheer inanity.

I think I almost had a few of those.

Breakfast

That's a good first word.

(can I request that this topic is closed during the hours of darkness so that it only contains the first word you said or thought upon waking up )

Breakfast

That's a good first word.

(can I request that this topic is closed during the hours of darkness so that it only contains the first word you said or thought upon waking up )

could try but not sure how

The Last Word 2,613

The First Word 38

The First Word has 1.45% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

Chownah

Breakfast

That's a good first word.

(can I request that this topic is closed during the hours of darkness so that it only contains the first word you said or thought upon waking up )

could try but not sure how

I'mgetting my first words in while others sleep...

Ow ow -

asked my mamma and she said it was because of the dog next door...

I called my brother (Colin) - Goaky (and that name is even used now)

and my sister Ya Ya (her name is Karen)

Should have been drowned at birth....

Breakfast

That's a good first word.

(can I request that this topic is closed during the hours of darkness so that it only contains the first word you said or thought upon waking up )

could try but not sure how

I'mgetting my first words in while others sleep...

My guess is that it would be impossible to get your first words in while no one was sleeping...populationa of earth: multiple billions....do you think that there is ever a moment that no one is sleeping? For that matter do you think that there is ever a moment when no one is having a sexual orgasm?...probably not.....earth: the home of constant orgasm!!!

Chownah

The Last Word 2,624

The First Word 42

The First Word has 1.60% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

Chownah

The Last Word 2,631

The First Word 43

The First Word has 1.63% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

Chownah

aand now...?

Well I was born clever okay:

My first sentance was

'Mum why have I got a dent in me head'

Well I was born clever okay:

My first sentance was

'Mum why have I got a dent in me head'

Eeuuww...

Could also be interpreted as,

"have you got your head out of your ar.se yet?

Well my ole mums reply was my son it could have been your dads head that caused that

:D

The Last Word 2,644

The First Word 49

The First Word has 1.85% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

Chownah

Growing then, is it?

We're getting tantalizingly(this belongs in the inbetween words thread) close to the next plateau!!!!! When will it come? Who will lift our little First Word vessle up towards it undeniable destiny?

Chownah

We're getting tantalizingly(this belongs in the inbetween words thread) close to the next plateau!!!!! When will it come? Who will lift our little First Word vessle up towards it undeniable destiny?

Chownah

Is this thread about philosophy?

Is this thread about philosophy?

I think it would be more accurate to say that this thread is about political domination.......where's the dominatrix?

Chownah

Is this thread about philosophy?

I think it would be more accurate to say that this thread is about political domination.......where's the dominatrix?

Chownah

Do you have enough Pop Beads for a nomination?

Is this thread about philosophy?

I think it would be more accurate to say that this thread is about political domination.......where's the dominatrix?

Chownah

Do you have enough Pop Beads for a nomination?

How long is a string of Pop Beads for nomination?

The Last Word 2,655

The First Word 56

The First Word has 2.11% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

Whoooopeeeee!!!!!!!!! We've broken the two percent barrier!!!! And we're even more than ten percent of the way to the next level!!!! Good work First Worders.........what team!!!...what a crew!!! Let's keep a steady go at this...we don't want to peak too soon.

Chownah

Chownah, you're weird!

Suegha, My first word today must be....

Seconded!!!

Suegha, Who is weird? Who was asking about if the string has beads?

Chownah