April 7, 20169 yr You all have stories from your experiences that can be told wittily and pithily. I propose that you all write a vignette of not more than 200 words of one of your experiences!! I post 2 to start with!! Thai girl: I apply for visa. You give me? Official: I am sorry, madam, your request has been declined Thai Girl: Why? Thai person not good enough to go to England? Official: Madam that is not the reason Thai girl: What, then? Official: Well, your sponsor does not have a house or an income to look after you in the UK Thai Girl: He look after me very well. He give me 5000 Baht every day Official: How long have you known your sponsor? Thai Girl: 2 weeks Official: You ask to go to the UK for 6 months. Where is he going to find 3000GBP or 150,000 Baht to give you every month? If he has no job? Thai girl: I work, too Official: You cannot work on a visitor visa. Thai girl: Stupid country Wife: Why you want to live here? You not like Thailand Me: If I did not like Thailand I would not live here. Anyway I want to live with you. Wife: Why you not like my children? Me: I like your children. What have I done now? Wife: You say they cannot ride motorbike go to 7 Me: They are 13. Thy don’t have a driving license nor helmets Wife: I say they can. Everybody in Thailand do Me: Yes and 2000 people are killed every month on the road. Wife: Thailand people are free; they can do what they want. If they want to kill themselves- Up to Them Me: Well in this house they are not free to kill themselves if it can be avoided Wife: You just want control everybody.
April 7, 20169 yr Hmm, could make a nice collection for you to publish and make lots of MUNNNEEE ! Good Luck!
April 9, 20169 yr Should people bothering submitting ones that don't pretend British superiority and make Thai people look like stupid children?
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