Invitation to TV members. Thai vignettes

[laolover88]

You all have stories from your experiences that can be told wittily and pithily.

I propose that you all write a vignette of not more than 200 words of one of your experiences!!

I post 2 to start with!!

Thai girl: I apply for visa. You give me?

Official: I am sorry, madam, your request has been declined

Thai Girl: Why? Thai person not good enough to go to England?

Official: Madam that is not the reason

Thai girl: What, then?

Official: Well, your sponsor does not have a house or an income to look after you in the UK

Thai Girl: He look after me very well. He give me 5000 Baht every day

Official: How long have you known your sponsor?

Thai Girl: 2 weeks

Official: You ask to go to the UK for 6 months. Where is he going to find 3000GBP or 150,000 Baht to give you every month? If he has no job?

Thai girl: I work, too

Official: You cannot work on a visitor visa.

Thai girl: Stupid country

Wife: Why you want to live here? You not like Thailand

Me: If I did not like Thailand I would not live here. Anyway I want to live with you.

Wife: Why you not like my children?

Me: I like your children. What have I done now?

Wife: You say they cannot ride motorbike go to 7

Me: They are 13. Thy don’t have a driving license nor helmets

Wife: I say they can. Everybody in Thailand do

Me: Yes and 2000 people are killed every month on the road.

Wife: Thailand people are free; they can do what they want. If they want to kill themselves- Up to Them

Me: Well in this house they are not free to kill themselves if it can be avoided

Wife: You just want control everybody.

[Torrens54]

Hmm, could make a nice collection for you to publish and make lots of MUNNNEEE !

Good Luck!

[cgphuket]

Should people bothering submitting ones that don't pretend British superiority and make Thai people look like stupid children?