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You know Ur getting fat when.....

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U have to lift your belly up so you can give big Jim and the twins a trim :-(

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You pay your "partner" to trim your toenails.

when you cant see your toenails

when your fisherman pants are now your skinny pants

when your ass arrives 2 minutes after you do and your Thai family use it for furniture.

You shower entirely by feel.

Thai strangers on the street routinely greet you with Pompuey instead of Farang ...

You find the only cheesecake in Northern Thailand, and eat it.

When you have to buy a SUV because you don't fit inside a regular car.

When the talking scales gasp "One at a time, please"

The scooter you are riding disintegrates from beneath you, leaving you skidding along on your ass.

When you get powdered during Songkran and look like the Statue of Liberty covered in birdshit.

When you cast such a shadow that people think it's a total eclipse

When your "fat pants" become your wish I could fit in them pants.

When you enter an "all you can eat" buffet and the owner sighs.

While walking about Thai clothes markets the vendors yell:

NO HAVE size for you!

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When your love for food is much higher than the love for your "moll."

When every comment here fit you well.....

When the funeral director recommends a piano packing case instead of a coffin.

When i look at my photo of me on my mobility scooter.

When people enter your carpet shop and you're too lazy to get off your backside to sell them a cheap & nasty rug.

When your chins start fighting each other

When you get your shirts from the circus tent factory

When you need a bottom buddy to wipe your backside or your chubby little arms can't past your breasts to feed Doritos into your chubby little face.

When you have to make two trips to "get the heck out of here".

When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K.

When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah, I ain't 6' and not that long ago weighed 90k.....Feeeeerk...facepalm.gif

And I can't afford business class............sad.png

But you will be pleased to know I am now around a trim 80k...wub.png

You are still heavier than me Trans, and I am 6ft.thumbsup.gif

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When break a set of bathroom scales at Tesco Lotus.

When your wife suffers from pins and needles everytime you make love.

When your passport has a caption underneath your photo which reads "continued overleaf".

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