Kenny202 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 U have to lift your belly up so you can give big Jim and the twins a trim :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 You pay your "partner" to trim your toenails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 when you cant see your toenails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 when your fisherman pants are now your skinny pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 when your ass arrives 2 minutes after you do and your Thai family use it for furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 You shower entirely by feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Thai strangers on the street routinely greet you with Pompuey instead of Farang ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 You find the only cheesecake in Northern Thailand, and eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you have to buy a SUV because you don't fit inside a regular car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When the talking scales gasp "One at a time, please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 The scooter you are riding disintegrates from beneath you, leaving you skidding along on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you get powdered during Songkran and look like the Statue of Liberty covered in birdshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you cast such a shadow that people think it's a total eclipse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When your "fat pants" become your wish I could fit in them pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you enter an "all you can eat" buffet and the owner sighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) While walking about Thai clothes markets the vendors yell: NO HAVE size for you! Edited April 29, 2016 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When your love for food is much higher than the love for your "moll." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzarella Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When every comment here fit you well..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giddyup Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When the funeral director recommends a piano packing case instead of a coffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When i look at my photo of me on my mobility scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When people enter your carpet shop and you're too lazy to get off your backside to sell them a cheap & nasty rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When your chins start fighting each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you get your shirts from the circus tent factory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you need a bottom buddy to wipe your backside or your chubby little arms can't past your breasts to feed Doritos into your chubby little face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When you have to make two trips to "get the heck out of here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 (edited) When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K. Aaaaaaaaaaaah, I ain't 6' and not that long ago weighed 90k.....Feeeeerk... And I can't afford business class............ But you will be pleased to know I am now around a trim 80k... You are still heavier than me Trans, and I am 6ft. Edited April 30, 2016 by possum1931 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 When break a set of bathroom scales at Tesco Lotus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 When your wife suffers from pins and needles everytime you make love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan Donut Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 When your passport has a caption underneath your photo which reads "continued overleaf". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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