not to be

mistaken for croutons

or bourbon biscuits

fortunately it was

only on once

before the lipstick

they used berrys

pity about thorns

they die young

use rubber gloves

or ten condoms

get one free

of extra size

or better still

try some tinfoil

and cook slowly

cook what slowly?

liver and bacon

any onions,please

and some chillis

sliver of ginger

nice in tea

This is true

far better on

Air Asia flights

cattle rustling escapade

in nomans land

third keft past

sex in coffin

little bit tight