In Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

what going on ?

under the table

Where I hide......

from parole officer

he is nice

He like mice

and roll dice

Once or twice

in his life

Got a wife

and he might

and he might

fly a kite

ever so high

Soon will fall

down to earth

With a bump

Ouch that hurt

Fortunately fell on

But then I

remembered the katoey

with big boobies

was just about

to rob the

Iranian tourist who

Fortunately fell on

his rear end

Lucky its soft

like Chelsea defence

who got kicked

to the curb

It was ....him !

Kick him back

to the curb