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At The White House

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At The Whitehouse

W: Karl get your ass in here!

Darth Rove: I hear and obey, my master.

W: It's looking better now isn't it.

DR: Yes, my master.

W: Them drugs we spiked Kerry with did the trick, didn't they?

DR: Yes, my master.

W: This might just allow us to keep both houses of congress. What do you think?

DR: It's looking better, my master.

W: What a putz! And he calls me stupid? After I stole two elections? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DR: He is indeed a putz, my master.

W: Jesus! We dropped gas prices! The guys running should be touting that. Fortunately, even though the idiots believe ten people set the price of gas, we cannot let them know they are right. The last thing we want them to find out is that five of them are that crippled dude in Georgia, that redheaded ex-Marine, this guy, Yabu, and that Jewish dude in Atlanta. No one would ever expect those dudes.

DR: That is correct, my master.

W: And after killing all them black people down in New Orleans by blowing up the dikes after creating Katrina, we didn't use the Halliburton Hurricane Generator this year which means that we can laugh at all them global warming <deleted> who said there was gonna be a whole shitload of hurricanes this year. Guess we showed them. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.

DR: Yes we did, my master.

W: The stock market is setting records.

DR: Yes, my master.

W: Unemployment just dropped to 4.4%, the lowest it's been in five years. If not for them Clymers in the leftist media this election would be a slam dunk. Bastards!

DR: Yes, my master.

W: How about that Lynn Cheney? She really cleaned Wolf Blitzer's clock didn't she? He thought he was gonna blindside her and she came out with guns ablazing. Gotta love her. Maybe I should get rid of Condi and make her Secretary of State.

DR: Yes, my master.

W: What's really neat is all I have to do is keep mispronouncing nuclear and all them dumb######s think I'm an idiot. I've outsmarted them bastards at every turn, right Karl?

DR: That is true, my master.

W: They all think you're the evil genius. Little do they know it has been me who thinks up all these diabolical plots. MWAHAHAHAHA!

DR: Yes, my master.

W: Where the ###### is Pelosi?

DR: I don't know, my master.

W: We need to find that bitch! We need her to talk about tax increases, dammit! You gotta find her Karl!

DR: Yes, my master. I shall try.

W: Don't try, dammit, do it! And what the ###### happened in Georgia? I thought we fixed those voting machines to let that bitch McKinney win the primary. That petrified idiot who defeated her isn't gonna do us any good at all. You failed me, Karl, and you know I don't like failure.

DR: It won't happen again, my master.

W: It sure as hel_l better not. Now, make sure you get those Diebold dudes working to rig those machines so we can maintain control of the government. Is that clear?

DR: Yes, my master.

W: Very well. You're dismissed. Just remember what happens if you fail!

DR: Yes, my master.

W: And tell Cheney when he finished dunking that terrorist to get his ass in here.

DR: I hear and obey, my master. :o

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