waldroj Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 You wouldnt catch me sucking the poison out of that wound!! Me either... butt I thought that was going to be the monk's MO. It's times like this that you find out who your real friends are (butt, this must have been close to where, even the best of them, draw the line). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Is this national ass day? Was that black liquid oozing out...or brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 That monk is butt ugly...by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 ".He modestly said there was nothing special about the remedies used to treat the victim, they are well known." And the remedy is? And the snake doing the biting was definitely identified? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeckosDiving Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 well it's ALL BEHIND HIM NOW !! what a pain in the ASS that was.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 note to wife: if i am bitten by a snake,rat,dog,kup kay,horse,or semi feral village child, do not take me to our local wat for treatment, take me to the bl**dy hospital. venemous snake bites don't normally cause copious amounts of bleeding. cr*p story i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanku Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Not every black snake is a cobra Not every cobra bite is envenomed Not every monk is a snake expert Not every traditional remedy works Not every newspaper story is true That about cover it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanukjim Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I am working on designing a snake bite protector for the toilet. Having trouble thinking up a name. Hard hat for your bum. How about a one way valve,turds down no snakes up.? But the locals would reverse it having a bowl full snakes swimming amoung the turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbbooboo Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 And the man says to monk "quick Somchai, suck the poison out or I'm a dead man".........yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanssna Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Finally a good Monk again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 The snake was touching his genitals , he should consider him lucky it was not the penis this time, this snake was a real arselover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook23 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 suhnake suhnake fwick fwick cobra bite, black stuff, monk, voodoo: TIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 If it was a cobra, it might have failed to inject a full load of venom, which is not uncommon. The snake didn't intend to eat him, it just wanted him to get his bum out of the way, so it could escape. So it wouldn't have dug its fangs in and held on waiting for a tasty snack to be ready to eat. At any rate, the man is lucky to be alive after trusting his life to the monk's mumbo jumbo. If he hasn't already got HIV, he had better get tested after letting the monk stick a probably dirty needle into his bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) Not every black snake is a cobra Not every cobra bite is envenomed Not every monk is a snake expert Not every traditional remedy works Not every newspaper story is true That about cover it? Not every reader falls for the bizzare clickbait increasingly peddled on this website. Edited June 8, 2016 by evadgib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilSA1 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Same Cobra? Seems to like toilets . . . or " chuddies " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrens54 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) I'd probably bite someone on the bum if they tried to take a dump on me too. Yep, exactly what I'd be inclined to do too! Mind you, I don't think I'd be lurking around inside the Squat Loo in the first place. As I said, in Oz it's just the Red Backs but a King Cobra... Oh <deleted> ! Edited June 8, 2016 by Torrens54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orang37 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I am working on designing a snake bite protector for the toilet. Having trouble thinking up a name. Hard hat for your bum. How about My-Bum-No-Fangs ? cheers, ~o:37; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whyamiandwhatamidoinghere Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I wonder who was the suckass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whyamiandwhatamidoinghere Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 This is a prime example of taking matter in your one's own mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I would guess that it was probably a "dry bite", or not envenomated, that meant that this guy survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) Silly, of course it was not a cobra, if it was he would be dead or at least fighting for his life by now, and to think the witch doctor cured a cobra bite with a bit of substance put into the wound is just stupid, by the time he reached the Monk the poison would already have spread throughout at least his blood distribution system. Next we will have a story about a taxi driver returning 2 million dollars which he found in the back of his car to the owner. Dry Bite ,or wrong snake identification . Wonder how many die each year due to this MUMBO JUMBO CRAP we may as well throw all the anti venin in the bin Edited June 8, 2016 by kannot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I never heard of anyone in 68 years getting bit by a snake while doing what comes natural until this year in Thailand. It seems it is happening weekly now. Perhaps turning on a light and look where your going should now be in the school's curriculum. perhaps designing the toilet correctly in the first place would help........no snake could get into my toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Is his finger pointing or just still inserted? ...just checking his date of birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seedy Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Derogatory post Removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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