webfact Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Thai sarcasm alive and kicking even if the humor is "fowl"Image: Daily NewsBANGKOK: -- A Thai chicken breeder gave the online world a good laugh Wednesday when he posted a sarcastic invitation to dogs to come and dine at his place.The owner of the farm had got fed up with finding his prized fowl chewed to bits by local mutts, reported Daily News. And fed up too with the owner of the dogs not taking responsibility for the loss of his fighting cocks.The sign on the door of the coop read "Dear canine friends that enter these premises for purposes of dining. Please be aware that the charge is 3,000 baht per item consumed. For full buffet service the charge is 30,000 baht per sitting. When you have finished dining please take us to your owner. Thanking you for your continued support."The sign was shared on Facebook on the Binla S. Wanadee page and set dog lovers against chicken rearers with a flood of online comment. But the owner of the sign revealed to reporters later that there was some resolution in the dispute with the dogs' owner when an agreement for restitution in two instalments was agreed.Source: Daily News -- 2016-06-30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alive Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brer Fox Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Sarcasm and tongue in cheek talk is an art lost on the Thai people and Asian in general..... only to be met with a blank stare and lamb eyes look..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBike Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? 'knock knock, anybody home' .................... Vietnamese eat dogs. EG punishment (In laymen's terms). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saan Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? In Vietnam they do things differently. There the Vietnamese eat the dogs, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biplanebluey Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? How long you been here------- vietnamese love eating dogs much more than even chickens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasset Tak Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? In Vietnam they eat dog! It was quite delicious when I tried it and you have to try everything at least once in life... and frankly I think dried reindeer heart is more delicious than BBQ dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Looks like you got hounded for that comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 .....genius..... ....and behind it......almost uncontrollable rage...... ...his chickens get more protection, attention and consideration than most foreigners that cannot walk the streets of their own Moo Baan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyL Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam.What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? 'knock knock, anybody home' .................... Vietnamese eat dogs. EG punishment (In laymen's terms). And the natives eat dogs in some parts of Thailand too. Edited June 30, 2016 by GuyL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brer Fox Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Looks like you got hounded for that comment. Seems like I did. However having lived in Vietnam for 10 years and being able to speak Vietnamese I have a wide experience of Vietnamese culture. I have eaten dog and cat from time time with Vietnamese friends. I live in a provincial city in the north east where dog and cat restaurants are commonplace. Tongue in cheek responses sometimes gives the Thai Visa know-alls something to chirp and babble about. Just for the record I spend about 60% of my time in Vietnam and 40% in Thailand and have a condo near Bang Kapi. So I am well familiar with both cultures. I wonder how many of the "experts" who shared their dog food experience have ever set food in Vietnam. Just so people know. Dog meat is a dark, strong tasting and gamey meat and is not unpleasant on the palate. It is eaten mostly cold and sliced but sometimes barbecued. It is eaten with a fermented fish sauce which tastes awful. Cat on the other hand is a white meat not unlike rabbit. It is often cooked in pieces in a hotpot with vegetables. I hope some are now better informed about the Vietnamese and dog meat cuisine. The origins of dog eating in China and Vietnam goes back to the Japanese invasions of both those countries prior to and during world war 11. Millions die from from starvation in both countries. People were forced to eat anything to survive which included dog and cat. People should not blame the Chinese and Vietnamese for a practice that was born from starvation. Tam biet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The stuttering parrot Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Fighting cocks? Pity the dogs didn't rip him to pieces the cruel bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denkiblue555 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Looks like you got hounded for that comment. Seems like I did. However having lived in Vietnam for 10 years and being able to speak Vietnamese I have a wide experience of Vietnamese culture. I have eaten dog and cat from time time with Vietnamese friends. I live in a provincial city in the north east where dog and cat restaurants are commonplace. Tongue in cheek responses sometimes gives the Thai Visa know-alls something to chirp and babble about. Just for the record I spend about 60% of my time in Vietnam and 40% in Thailand and have a condo near Bang Kapi. So I am well familiar with both cultures. I wonder how many of the "experts" who shared their dog food experience have ever set food in Vietnam. Just so people know. Dog meat is a dark, strong tasting and gamey meat and is not unpleasant on the palate. It is eaten mostly cold and sliced but sometimes barbecued. It is eaten with a fermented fish sauce which tastes awful. Cat on the other hand is a white meat not unlike rabbit. It is often cooked in pieces in a hotpot with vegetables. I hope some are now better informed about the Vietnamese and dog meat cuisine. The origins of dog eating in China and Vietnam goes back to the Japanese invasions of both those countries prior to and during world war 11. Millions die from from starvation in both countries. People were forced to eat anything to survive which included dog and cat. People should not blame the Chinese and Vietnamese for a practice that was born from starvation. Tam biet So you already knew the answer to your question originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannig Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Sarcasm and tongue in cheek talk is an art lost on the Thai people and Asian in general..... only to be met with a blank stare and lamb eyes look..... Don't agree with this. They have their own way of doing sarcasm (and this sign is an example). It's just different from ours, they don't get ours and in some occasions I needed someone to explain theirs to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Fox in name only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanukjim Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Because many Vietnamese will eat the dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPI Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Vietnam and Cambodia like to eat dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The stuttering parrot Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 All these jokes are a bit Ruff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlQaholic Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 When I take my chicken for a walk in the evenings (chicken name is Ursula btw) always on a leash mind you....I am always worried about the dogs that might attack us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thian Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Looks like you got hounded for that comment. Seems like I did. However having lived in Vietnam for 10 years and being able to speak Vietnamese I have a wide experience of Vietnamese culture. I have eaten dog and cat from time time with Vietnamese friends. I live in a provincial city in the north east where dog and cat restaurants are commonplace. Tongue in cheek responses sometimes gives the Thai Visa know-alls something to chirp and babble about. Just for the record I spend about 60% of my time in Vietnam and 40% in Thailand and have a condo near Bang Kapi. So I am well familiar with both cultures. I wonder how many of the "experts" who shared their dog food experience have ever set food in Vietnam. Just so people know. Dog meat is a dark, strong tasting and gamey meat and is not unpleasant on the palate. It is eaten mostly cold and sliced but sometimes barbecued. It is eaten with a fermented fish sauce which tastes awful. Cat on the other hand is a white meat not unlike rabbit. It is often cooked in pieces in a hotpot with vegetables. I hope some are now better informed about the Vietnamese and dog meat cuisine. The origins of dog eating in China and Vietnam goes back to the Japanese invasions of both those countries prior to and during world war 11. Millions die from from starvation in both countries. People were forced to eat anything to survive which included dog and cat. People should not blame the Chinese and Vietnamese for a practice that was born from starvation. Tam biet Where's the cooked cat? In Asia you have to leave the head on or nobody will buy it. Enough about straydogs but i think stray cats also should be neutered or just shot. When it's mating time for cats i have to hear them ALL day long, there are 8 of them coming to our street for that and it takes about 10 days. I even have a catapult for that party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastendanto Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 He should have a sign that says win an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam. What has Vietnam got to do with Thai dogs eating neighbour's chickens? Looks like you got hounded for that comment. I think he was barking up the wrong chicken, and got a bit of wuff justice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Sarcasm is an effective way to get your point across...without actually touching on the fowl subject matter... Love to read good sarcasm...can be very humorous and tactful communications...IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyjon Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I used to tell my girlfriend jokes all the time then she found out my ATM pin number the laughing stopped (me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The stuttering parrot Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 What would Gregory Peck make of all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawan Chan 7 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Sarcasm and tongue in cheek talk is an art lost on the Thai people and Asian in general..... only to be met with a blank stare and lamb eyes look..... You forgot Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebell Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 These jokes are not punny - they are puny. The yolk is on the chicken and they deserve eggstra protection when they have to scramble for their lives. They would have to be hard-boiled to face up to a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seancbk Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Sarcasm and tongue in cheek talk is an art lost on the Thai people and Asian in general..... only to be met with a blank stare and lamb eyes look..... Are you fluent in Thai, Chinese or any other Asian languages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudcrab Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 .....genius..... ....and behind it......almost uncontrollable rage...... ...his chickens get more protection, attention and consideration than most foreigners that cannot walk the streets of their own Moo Baan.... there's always one isn't there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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