Sixty nine year old Thai man found stiff after sleeping with three girls at short-time hotel

[ericjt]

"He came and went at the same time. Lucky MF"

Richard Prior

Sometime in the mid 1970's

[ggt]

On the bedside table they found a bottle of water, some glasses, a watch, a phone and the keys to the pick-up truck.

I have always wondered about these things...when someone croaks at a short-time dive...

They could have left out the comment about the used condom...

[Nasrullah]

On the bedside table they found a bottle of water, some glasses, a watch, a phone and the keys to the pick-up truck.

I have always wondered about these things...when someone croaks at a short-time dive...

They could have left out the comment about the used condom...

So someone scores a free bottle of water...another glasses.....free phone......and another lucky prick a pick-up truck!

The relo's now will have the will in hand.......

Used rubber should not have been mentioned...........at least leave him with his dignity!

Edited July 6, 2016 by Nasrullah

[Deepinthailand]

Only one durex used that may be why he popped his clogs! !! He might have only needed the one to satisfy all 3 ladies !!!

[Maroon Watcher]

Dignity Thai style!

Better than waiting for Bingo!

[212Roger]

"A sixty nine year old Thai businessman was found dead after entertaining three girls..."

Sure beats taking 6 months to die in a hospital.

Or on a bar stool.

[lostinisaan]

i do this sort of thing all the time.

you just have to stay in shape.

no big deal.

With your mouth.....

actually this is very common for me. no big deal at all.

this Friday is all lined up.

Some think if they can't do something others can't either.....

I've always said that if living in LOS if you haven't got a stable of girls in your phone you're missing out big time

Good luck friday.

ps......personal message me with any photos problems that may arise in the chef's kitchen!

Pretty cool message, mate.

[lostinisaan]

Only one durex used that may be why he popped his clogs! !! He might have only needed the one to satisfy all 3 ladies !!!

That on the other hand depends on how long he'd been in Deepinthailand.....

[Deepinthailand]

Only one durex used that may be why he popped his clogs! !! He might have only needed the one to satisfy all 3 ladies !!!

That on the other hand depends on how long he'd been in Deepinthailand.....

Long enough to make the earth move for them

[LindsayB]

all pure speculation my men.

I suggest Thai police put out a BOLO for 3 thai ladies on a scooter holding a large Black strap on (and a wallet)

[slippery snake]

all pure speculation my men.

I suggest Thai police put out a BOLO for 3 thai ladies on a scooter holding a large Black strap on (and a wallet)

It didn't say if he died while the girls were still there, or after they went ? Chances are if he died after the main event, the girls won't even know, my guess is they don't read the papers.... and it didn't say he was robbed of his wallet.. did it ?

[slippery snake]

R.I.P. old man of 69

Did 3 girls, all in a line

Believed he had lots of power

Died before he reached the shower

he tried it with 3 girls on bed

now the poor guy is dead

should have tried it with five

maybe he will still be alive

[northernphil]

i do this sort of thing all the time.

you just have to stay in shape.

no big deal.

No doubt while singing: "Ease it, squeeze it, bang it up some more, for personal enjoyment, I prefer to use my hand."

(Sung to the tune of "Funiculee, Funicular" Spelling is probably very wrong, but am sure you get The Thrust, so to speak.

I thought it was " Squeeze it , tease it bang it on the floor , smash it bash it shut it in the door "

[northernphil]

stiff (whatever), used condom, three girls, three hours plus two...

what a great way to go. can i please book in?

i'll have what he had, on my last one.

There'll be a few sign up for that experience!!

What a stupid expression "slept with" really is. Just say he was screwing himself stupid/er, or dead. He was doing anything but sleeping until the last long sleep.

yes it is a stupid saying, but probably better to say " I slept with her" that to say " I <deleted> her " every one knows what you mean...

Similar but a bit off topic is the use of rest room , Surely you need the toilet not the rest room. Watched a film last week and 2 girls were in the jungle and one said " Wait here I need to use the bathroom " In the frikkin jungle.

[Bluespunk]

stiff (whatever), used condom, three girls, three hours plus two...

what a great way to go. can i please book in?

i'll have what he had, on my last one.

There'll be a few sign up for that experience!!

What a stupid expression "slept with" really is. Just say he was screwing himself stupid/er, or dead. He was doing anything but sleeping until the last long sleep.

yes it is a stupid saying, but probably better to say " I slept with her" that to say " I <deleted> her " every one knows what you mean...

Similar but a bit off topic is the use of rest room , Surely you need the toilet not the rest room. Watched a film last week and 2 girls were in the jungle and one said " Wait here I need to use the bathroom " In the frikkin jungle.

As it was in the jungle would toilet have been any better?

Whatever you call it, you're still hiding behind a tree.

Edited July 7, 2016 by Bluespunk

[D3030]

Named and shamed.

Sorry his wife and children must deal with the fallout.

Better to die after allegedly have sex with 3 women, and your family hears about it.

Than being family to this guy:

'Foreign' tourist is killed when he bangs his head on the wall while having 'vigorous sex' with a transsexual escort in Thailand..

OK, I'll bite, are you making that up or is that from an actual incident?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-tourist-collapses-dies-during-7984562

Didn't that turn out to be the missing Scot who had been earlier knocked out in a bar?

Yes..

Edited July 7, 2016 by D3030

[BradWilkins]

Stiffness was caused by a Viagra overdose. He was probably already stiff for many hours before his death.

[ableguy]

stiff (whatever), used condom, three girls, three hours plus two...

what a great way to go. can i please book in?

i'll have what he had, on my last one.

Who was it who said his lifetime dream was to get arrested on his 100th birthday for rape (or a similar statement)?

Mine is to get shot in the back by a jealous husband when I am ninety nine.

[Johnniey]

Stiffness was caused by a Viagra overdose. He was probably already stiff for many hours before his death.

Are you trying to make a joke out of someone's death?

[mojorison]

Stiffness was caused by a Viagra overdose. He was probably already stiff for many hours before his death.

Are you trying to make a joke out of someone's death?

Couldn't agree more. Absolute tragedy. For what it's worth, I take a viagra and a valium every night. The valium helps me sleep, and the viagra stops me rolling out of bed.

Srsly, if you can't have a laugh about this, you may as well go crawl under a rock. 69... 3 hookers. It's always going to end badly.

[HooHaa]

stiff (whatever), used condom, three girls, three hours plus two...

what a great way to go. can i please book in?

i'll have what he had, on my last one.

So you would like your last act to be sleeping with three whores badly.

Deep.

[mojorison]

stiff (whatever), used condom, three girls, three hours plus two...

what a great way to go. can i please book in?

i'll have what he had, on my last one.

So you would like your last act to be sleeping with three whores badly.

Deep.

Whilst not ideal, it certainly beats being burnt alive in a cage. Deep huh.

[212Roger]

stiff (whatever), used condom, three girls, three hours plus two...

what a great way to go. can i please book in?

i'll have what he had, on my last one.

So you would like your last act to be sleeping with three whores badly.

Deep.

As they say in Poker(poke her) I'm "all in."

[marginline]

This heading is extremely disrespectful to the diseased. The source would not dare to say such a thing.

I totally agree with with you Johnniey krub. If anything it displays the total disconnect or lack of regard the person who wrote this article has for his/her fellow human beings.

May karma 'bless' this obvious alumni/alumna of the 'Nudge, Nudge. Wink, wink School of Journalism' with a similar fate, when his or her time 'comes' (Get it? <titter> <titter>) around. <wai>