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What's are some of the funniest insults you've ever heard/said?


Rayk

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I will get things started.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you did your makeup today.... someone sure does miss coloring books

Did you do your makeup today, or did you just get gang banged by Crayola?

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May your wife's teats dry up like the waters of the desert.

Don't you love Mother Nature despite what she did to you?

Your living proof that man can live without a brain.

Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?

I don't mind you talking as long as you don't mind me not listening.

You'd steal the earwax out of your own mothers ears.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Hey, how'd you get here? Someone leave your cage open?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

May all the days of your life be filled with dental appointments.

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