Dirty Limericks

[Indifferent]

I love dirty limerics (well a little bit dirty is ok if its comical).

Hope I don't offend the mods.

Anyone know any more.

Here's a couple to start ya off

There once was a girl from Phitsanulok.

That for 24 baht would let-ya-look

for 20 baht more,

you could lay on the floor

and she'd massage yer face with her massive-c**k.

There once was a girl from Rayong.

Who thought she looked nice in a thong.

When she walked through the street,

she'd trip over her feet

cos her p**s flaps were way far too long.

There once was a girl from Phang Nga.

Who would always take one step to far.

Until one farang said

if you give me some head

I'll buy your family a cow, house and car.

[davidjtayler]

There was a young lady from Ealing

who had a very strange feeling

she lay on her back and opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling

[Indifferent]

There was a young lady from Ealing

who had a very strange feeling

she lay on her back and opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling

Any Thai ones?

[VTR1000]

There was an old lady in Bangkok

who wore a frilly blue frock

then one night on Sukhumvit

she met a drunken old git

whose brains were under his co*k

[redrus]

There was an old man from Downducket

with a dick so long he could suck it

he said with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin

if my ear was a c**t I could <deleted>*k it..............

redrus

*insert Thai rhyming for Downducket if you can.....!

[davidjtayler]

There was a young lady from Ealing

who had a very strange feeling

she lay on her back and opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling

Any Thai ones?

There was a young lady from Ealing Darjeeling ... (It counts its in Asia )

who had a very strange feeling

she lay on her back and opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling

[taxexile]

there once was a girl from koh samui

whose vagina had become unbearably gooey

she'd had too many pokes from lowlife blokes

and now would only give you a chewie.

Edited November 19, 2006 by taxexile

[davidjtayler]

Old man Vichai had a ten foot japs eye and he

showed it to the girl next door,

she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake,

and now its only four foot four.

[kurgen]

There once was a girl callen Noi

who loved to play with her toy

she used it so much

that it knackered her crotch

and now she's called Noi with no Hoy

There was a young girl called Oy

who it could never be said was coy

I once paid her bar

She said we can't go too far

so she gave me a nosh in the Soi

[kurgen]

There once was a young lady called Nit

who often let me play with her tit

one day I said oi!

you're really a katoey

and she said you must feel a twit

[taxexile]

there was once a bloke called somchai

who fancied a piece of hairy pie

so he found someone willing

to give him a thrilling

and as he came he screamed เสียวจะตาย

there was once a girl of phitsulanok

who was partial to a length of falang cock

she met a swede with an erection

but he'd forgotten his protection

so he just slipped on his old sweaty sock.

[pizzaman]

There was a katoey at Trang Junction

who showed the tits on a luncheon

in the branch was at top

and had been a coop

still was keeping the truncheon

[kurgen]

Thereis a piss head in Surin

Who hates to pay his check bin

He'll go to the bog

Saying it's time for a log

And that's the last time he's seen

There is a fallang in Kalasin

Who met up with friends in Surin

He thought it was cool

to piss in the pool

Now he's got no friends in Surin

I once met a girl from Korat

Who started to get a bit fat

The last time she farted

Sounded like a Harley had started

She said beat that you fat <deleted>

[davidjtayler]

Wake up young Ning

im going to slide it in

will you be jai dee and assist me now

She looks at me all sleepy

kicks my balls makes me weepy

so its off to the hong nam for a quick chagwow

[davidjtayler]

There was a young girl from Tak

who had a very large crack

One night I dived in

and fell to the rim

but was saved by the planks on my back

Edited November 20, 2006 by davidjtayler

[DFCarlson]

There was a young lady named Jill

Used a dynamite stick for a thrill

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil

(Can you think of Thai names to rhyme?)

[davidjtayler]

There was a young lady named Jill

Used a dynamite stick for a thrill

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil

(Can you think of Thai names to rhyme?)

There was a young lady named Jill Som

Used a dynamite stick for a thrill turn on

They found her vagina

In North Carolina a small Issan diner

And bits of her tits in Brazil Mae Hong Son

[Grover]

Sick but good

Edited November 20, 2006 by Grover